It's people that have minor bumps then refuse to move their cars "until the police get there"
that fuck me off these days. You've got a broken headlight. Get the cunting thing off the road and out of my way. The police are going to laugh at you, and so are your insurance company, and you're BLOCKING THE FUCKING ROAD.

Although, even that was beaten over Christmas, when I came across a car broken down with its hazards on. Fair enough. Except it was in the outside lane of the M6 and the people were milling around the central reservation on the phone to the AA. That's a level of idiocy that shouldn't be allowed cutlery, let alone a car.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:48, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Needs more French "poosh ze automabille off ze road with ma gandarmerie peugot"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

i agree
even on a ten car pile up comprised of cars carrying new born puppies and babies, just hose them off the tarmac and open the motorway.

however, it can backfire. when i was 17, some cunt went into the back of me on the A6. I was at the front of the traffic light Q and they thought the light had gone green before it had. there was a side street immediately after the lights, so I turned left to pull in so that we didn't block the traffic........ and of course the cunt simply carried on down the A6 and left the scene of his crime. NAIVE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

He probably drove in to you as he was laughing at your stupid personalised number plate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)

i was in my dad's car
and it's not stupid. it helps me find it in westfield ALL THE TIME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:01, Reply)

I suppose Westfield car parks probably are welly-deep in black hairdressers cars.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:02, Reply)

IT'S THE FUCKING BATMOBILE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:03, Reply)

BAT

SLAG
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:04, Reply)

simple and effective would smirk again

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)

well duh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)

If it was the fucking batmobile
you wouldn't need a personalised plate to find it, would you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:05, Reply)

I'M KEEPING MY SECRET IDENTITY SECRET
I hope you don't play poker, with double bluffing skills like that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)

2F-3567

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)

You are a fucking idiot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:02, Reply)

at least i don't look like a troll

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Stopping to ensure details are exchanged is one thing
then standing around "because we need the police to see the exact scene" when you've bumped in traffic should be punishable by throwing into a pit of angry bears.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)

because people
people are idiots, badge
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:01, Reply)

*votes badger*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:02, Reply)

*is unsurprised you were rearended when you were 17*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:02, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:04, Reply)

*is unsurprised that bonzo has lowered the tone AGAIN*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:04, Reply)

*doffs cap*
At your service ma'am
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:05, Reply)

+ dutch

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)

Well, that was certainly there to be hit, Geoffrey
Pitched up and well wide of off. But the young lad still had to put it away, and he didn't need asking twice.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:04, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:04, Reply)

But the lad has no defensive stroke
Its all well and good to hit those bad balls to the boundary but he needs to know when to build an afternoons jokes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)

Aye. He struggles sometimes when it's in t'corridor of uncertainty.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:08, Reply)

I was back wheels deep in YM's t'corridor of uncertainty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)

is that the bit between his balls and his arse?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)

If you like.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)

no it taint

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:14, Reply)

I could do YM better with a stick of rhubarb

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)

They had me up in court for domestic abuse. Said I hit my wife 15 or 16 times in one attack
Got off easily - any idiot knows that would have taken me all afternoon.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:11, Reply)

He certainly needs to work on his footwork
Now when I were a lad we would stand for 36 hours on't crease to ensure correct positioning, before even picking t'bat up.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:11, Reply)