Waste of time, the e-cigs will see him off within a couple of years anyway

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:17, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

When its discovered that Ecigs
give you bollock and bum cancer, and the only way to survive it would be to smoke properly
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:19, Reply)

e-cigs will turn out to be lethal
just wait
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Diet Coke gives you bowel cancer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:23, Reply)

pffffffft

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:26, Reply)

See releasing gas
at inappropriate times is the first sign... I recommend a thorough anal examination, I am sure Frog will help
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:29, Reply)

I have a finger and a speculum he can borrow.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:33, Reply)

Some of my more base medical friends
refer to speculums as "flapjacks"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:34, Reply)

cracking

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Medicos are pretty low thinking individuals, yes.
Med school, faced with naked corpses? You would NEVER leave your body for research if you could see what happens to it.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:39, Reply)

During my Fud I used to hang around with the junior docs on rotation at UCL A&E a lot.
Especially in the med students bar. Not in any way located because on-call buzzers miraculously didn't work in the bar.

bunch of workshy alcoholics/bunch of poor bastards driven to insanity and alcohol by 100-hour weeks treating the fucktardedness that is basic humanity*

*delete as applicable depending on whether you read the Mail
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Bit of both really. I think hours have got better now though. I hope they have.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:50, Reply)

I don't really get how anyone can be against some kind of NHS
I mean, if you don't like it, don't use it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:57, Reply)