My will already states that my body it to be left to medical science and that after they are done with it I don't care what they do.
My meeting went great btw, thanks for asking.

My daughter is nearly 6 and has started asking uncomfortable questions about death. I have been honest with her though it sometimes upsets her as she doesn't want to die. However she told me the other day that when she dies she doesn't want to be put in the ground she wants to go on a big fire. I'm very proud of her.
( Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:30, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So did you set fire to her then?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Cremation then.
I might do that medical science thing. Doubt I will have anyone coughing up for a funeral so I'll only be taking up space.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)

"Daddy, what happens when you die?"
"Well, little Snufflupagus, if you want to make Daddy proud, you'll die fighting to free glorious Kernow from our English oppressors. After you've fallen, you'll frolic with our ancient gods in a woodland fairy circle with all the sprites and elves"

"Daddy?"

"Yes, dear?"

"You're SUCH a cock."
( Kroney, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)

A click, purely for Snufflupagus
The rest is pure class too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Oh superb...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)

my 6 year old niece asked me some cracking questions at her baby cousin's christening
look love, if your parents haven't told you about the whole god/church thing, I don't see why I have to do it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Well mine always asks church/god/religion questions
because I told her from a young age that it was all bollocks and now teachers are telling her its not.
( Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Yeah yeah Christopher Lee
Is all about the burning for your lot
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

please tell me that everyone else reads burning as bumming

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)

^ Projecting her desire for anal on to others ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:16, Reply)

that's fine, as you and mrs library book can tell her whatever you like
I was terrified of saying the wrong thing.

it was bad enough when my nephew picked up the ipad after i'd searched for "dick in a box". he didn't know what a "dick" was.

so he googled it............................. then came up to me and said, "auntie swipe, there was a bad word on daddy's ipad!"

I think I convinced him that auto-correct sometimes puts silly things on there. meh, he lives in Essex, he'll find out soon enough.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Why, is essex a hotbed of child buggery?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)

where isn't?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:22, Reply)