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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well this is good!!In light of recent scandals involving PA's (Nigella, Brooks etc.)
What scandals would come out about you?
www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/whats-it-like-to-work-for-somebody-famous-9059956.html
Alt. I watched Arachnohobia before bed last night. Not my smartest move. I don't have a fear of spiders but it made me squirm a bit.
What makes you squirm?
Altalt. Lunch? I've got Italian Chicken and pasta.
AltAltAlt. Think of ways to entice newcomers to B3ta. I suggest an aggressive pamphlet campaign
Best I could do on short notice.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:15,
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latest was 11 years ago)
But his Broom will live on forever.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:24,
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i fucking hate spidersI was about 9 when I went to see "arachnophobia" with my mate and her dad. I was on the outside of the aisle, and managed to drop my maltesers over the arm of the chair. more people sitting on that aisle than you would expect in a darkened cinema screamed when they rolled past them and caught their eye at the wrong moment.
altalt: i'll be at the airport at lunchtime. had some veggie sushi at about 11.
altaltalt: burn them.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:19,
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I haven't watched it for years but it was mostly real spiders they used. creepy bastards.The particular breed used is a "social" spider. It even shares prey. YAK!
Them beady eyes looking at you. All eight of them!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:22,
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they are just vile and wrong and everything about them is vile and wrong :((
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:23,
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It's because we have nothing in common with them. They are alien to me.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:24,
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Yeah I can't stand Liam Gallagher either(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:23,
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i really don't think that can be rightit might be, I haven't googled it, STALKY. i'm just going off the fact that kate and I were bezzies at 7-11, but then went our separate ways in senior school
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:29,
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1990 innit, i saw it at the cinema too, I was 9 though.......(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:30,
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Int he days when you had to wait years for a film to come out on video. KERAZY!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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I'm not a fan of large aggressvie monkeys, like Baboons.Chavs of the primate world.
Or any that can rip your arms off.
Clowns are freaky too. Nothing sadder than a clown.
Painted paedos
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:23,
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I think it's scandalous how many people in the office I'm in, Only seem to have a very basic grasp of excel and office.
They all keep coming to this one girl who knows it. And it's a solicitors. Bonkers.
Alt. I don't like Gays.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:23,
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That's quite crap.I didn't have an extensive IT training as the didn't really do it in them days but I've picked it up along the way.
I bet it says they have knowledge on their C.V's
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:25,
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Probably. And now, worst tragedy of all, I've left my Mars bar in the van. In Hillingdon. :(
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:30,
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I went on a date to the cinemawhen I was about 15 with a girl who was scared of spiders, and she chose arachnophobia, I got tops and bottoms that day. Happy simpler times
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That's hardly a scandal.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:29,
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Sorry just remembering a happier time when you would be happy getting your fingers wet
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A. nothing B. wogs queers and chinese
C. raisins
D. dunno or care
cheers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:28,
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Ah raisin sec, bon.Et bon appetit!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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For reasons. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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what makes me squirm is the thought that men can enjoy, and even be proud of, sodomising each other(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Is it the same for lesbian sex or are you just prejudiced?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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All women in porn seem to come really quickly, yet in reality this is quite the opposite.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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i dunno what the fuck youre on about today(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:52,
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or b3ta people not meeting him or sumink(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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haha yer righto rachelswipe yeah you're right here, how will I ever live down this ZONG?(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)
I don't think you understand how zings work.Another thing to add to the list, yeah?
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Clean as a whistle me, I don't even wank in public anymoreAlt: I've got a plastic prop spider somewhere that was used in Arachnophobia. Surely that's within the six degrees of celebrity status you need to get asked to be on a reality show
*crosses fingers for Celebrity Funhouse*
*waits by the phone*
Altalt: A low fat deli pasta box thing. Can't.Fucking.Wait.
Altaltalt: I don't recognise half the people on here these days so I think they're already here.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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I wouldn't be hoping for a day with Pat sharp 'Bill Clay'I bet them cheerleaders are hanging now too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:39,
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Nah, they don't usually wheel out the old presenters for these celeb update thingsIt's a quick check of the "80s TV Cunt/Yewtree shortlist" Venn diagram before they put in a call to Vernon Kay or someone shit from a panel show.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:43,
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i saw the funhouse twins in maidstone, true story(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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You deviants disgust me.Singapore & India have the right ideas about your sort.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:46,
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killing queers and gang raping birds ftw(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:47,
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Tell that to your batty brothers in Uganda. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:51,
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It's all kinds of fucked up over there.You just wait til they come for the midgets...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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At least they don't spread diseases like your perverted lot. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:56,
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So why you always at the GUM clinic then?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:00,
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Off to the local chippy.Sadly, from March, they're stopping using fat, and using some sort of vegi oil
Another little pleasure gone then :(
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you dont get this trouble down the little fish and chip shop in sandgate, and you get crinkle cut chips(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:58,
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Nanny state gone mad!! Asda's own oven chips taste like chippy chips. Nice the are.
I'm doing a meatza tomorrow for the first time ever.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:01,
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Why are Frog and Dozer bitching at each other?The honeymoon period is long gone :(
Light a candle, say a prayer and pass this on or you will have ten years of bad sex.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:02,
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Their relationship was doomed from the start after the bloodbath at the weddingwww.youtube.com/watch?v=2erx8MEaXxE
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:08,
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we are messing about on the internet, you dont have capacity for seeing this as you are gay and thick and immediately look for the drama in everythingand youre upset again
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:03,
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bored, lethargic, knackered and unmotivated, i think i shall go outside for a bit(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:08,
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hang on 2+2 = 4It is school lunch time isn't it, that's why you are popping out for a bit. Your type disgust me.
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I was wrong Jay, your thread didn't save off topic today.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:28,
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Can't win em all.Peoples hearts aren't in it this week.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:35,
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I hope there's a qotw vote soon!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:39,
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