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Well this is good!!
In light of recent scandals involving PA's (Nigella, Brooks etc.)
What scandals would come out about you?
www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/whats-it-like-to-work-for-somebody-famous-9059956.htmlAlt. I watched Arachnohobia before bed last night. Not my smartest move. I don't have a fear of spiders but it made me squirm a bit.
What makes you squirm?
Altalt. Lunch? I've got Italian Chicken and pasta.
AltAltAlt. Think of ways to entice newcomers to B3ta. I suggest an aggressive pamphlet campaign
Best I could do on short notice.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:15,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Alt: Gays
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:17,
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Trigger's dead though.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:17,
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Marleeeeeeeene.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:20,
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But his Broom will live on forever.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:24,
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i fucking hate spiders
I was about 9 when I went to see "arachnophobia" with my mate and her dad. I was on the outside of the aisle, and managed to drop my maltesers over the arm of the chair. more people sitting on that aisle than you would expect in a darkened cinema screamed when they rolled past them and caught their eye at the wrong moment.
altalt: i'll be at the airport at lunchtime. had some veggie sushi at about 11.
altaltalt: burn them.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:19,
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I haven't watched it for years but it was mostly real spiders they used. creepy bastards.
The particular breed used is a "social" spider. It even shares prey. YAK!
Them beady eyes looking at you. All eight of them!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:22,
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they are just vile and wrong and everything about them is vile and wrong :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:23,
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It's because we have nothing in common with them. They are alien to me.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:24,
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Yeah I can't stand Liam Gallagher either
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:23,
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*scrolls up*
Ah well played sir
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:28,
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yeah, you were 13 though
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:23,
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i really don't think that can be right
it might be, I haven't googled it, STALKY. i'm just going off the fact that kate and I were bezzies at 7-11, but then went our separate ways in senior school
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:29,
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1990 innit, i saw it at the cinema too, I was 9 though.......
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:30,
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Int he days when you had to wait years for a film to come out on video. KERAZY!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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Lol she's well old
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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no she isnt you are
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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yes
women do find that HILARIOUS
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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I'm not a fan of large aggressvie monkeys, like Baboons.
Chavs of the primate world.
Or any that can rip your arms off.
Clowns are freaky too. Nothing sadder than a clown.
Painted paedos
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:23,
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I think it's scandalous how many people in the office I'm in,
Only seem to have a very basic grasp of excel and office.
They all keep coming to this one girl who knows it. And it's a solicitors. Bonkers.
Alt. I don't like Gays.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:23,
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That's quite crap.
I didn't have an extensive IT training as the didn't really do it in them days but I've picked it up along the way.
I bet it says they have knowledge on their C.V's
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:25,
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Probably.
And now, worst tragedy of all, I've left my Mars bar in the van. In Hillingdon. :(
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:30,
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u ok hun xx
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:31,
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No.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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Sounds hilly.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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whats the questions again?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:23,
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Throw your hands up at meeeeeeeeeeh
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:24,
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I went on a date to the cinema
when I was about 15 with a girl who was scared of spiders, and she chose arachnophobia, I got tops and bottoms that day. Happy simpler times
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:27,
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That's hardly a scandal.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:29,
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Sorry
just remembering a happier time when you would be happy getting your fingers wet
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:08,
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A. nothing
B. wogs queers and chinese
C. raisins
D. dunno or care
cheers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:28,
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Raisins?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:29,
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dried grapes
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:31,
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Ah raisin sec, bon.
Et bon appetit!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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For reasons.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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rape raisins.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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I know a man called Ray Preysons
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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Is he from Milton Keynes?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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who
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:38,
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Ray Preysons
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:41,
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whos that then
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:41,
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what makes me squirm is the thought that men can enjoy, and even be proud of, sodomising each other
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:29,
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yeah
squirm with pleasure
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:29,
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squirm with horror
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:30,
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Is it the same for lesbian sex or are you just prejudiced?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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actually Jason, I find lesbians in porn really boring.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:41,
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All women in porn seem to come really quickly, yet in reality this is quite the opposite.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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all queer with no idea
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:45,
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Well they are fans of moaning.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:50,
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i dunno what the fuck youre on about today
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:52,
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he's being exceptionally stupid today
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:52,
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whine up
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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queers ruin everything
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:57,
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haha yeah right
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:48,
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*trigger fingers*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:49,
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4EVA IN R HATS
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:54,
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Yeah, that's been covered now, dear.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:30,
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it needs reiterating
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:31,
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You need retiring
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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I'm nowhere near 55, soz
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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unless we're talking IQ
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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or waist size
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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or b3ta people not meeting him or sumink
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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this is funny because it's coming from you
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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haha yer righto rachelswipe yeah you're right here, how will I ever live down this ZONG?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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ZING
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:38,
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I don't think you understand how zings work.
Another thing to add to the list, yeah?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:40,
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ZONG
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:40,
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Clean as a whistle me, I don't even wank in public anymore
Alt: I've got a plastic prop spider somewhere that was used in Arachnophobia. Surely that's within the six degrees of celebrity status you need to get asked to be on a reality show
*crosses fingers for Celebrity Funhouse*
*waits by the phone*
Altalt: A low fat deli pasta box thing. Can't.Fucking.Wait.
Altaltalt: I don't recognise half the people on here these days so I think they're already here.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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I wouldn't be hoping for a day with Pat sharp 'Bill Clay'
I bet them cheerleaders are hanging now too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:39,
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Nah, they don't usually wheel out the old presenters for these celeb update things
It's a quick check of the "80s TV Cunt/Yewtree shortlist" Venn diagram before they put in a call to Vernon Kay or someone shit from a panel show.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:43,
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i saw the funhouse twins in maidstone, true story
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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Cor!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:46,
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Alt: sodomites.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:40,
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Yes dear.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:45,
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You deviants disgust me.
Singapore & India have the right ideas about your sort.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:46,
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killing queers and gang raping birds ftw
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:47,
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Damn right.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:48,
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Us deviants aren't bothered tbh
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:48,
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Tell that to your batty brothers in Uganda.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:51,
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It's all kinds of fucked up over there.
You just wait til they come for the midgets...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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At least they don't spread diseases like your perverted lot.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:56,
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So why you always at the GUM clinic then?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:00,
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Off to the local chippy.
Sadly, from March, they're stopping using fat, and using some sort of vegi oil
Another little pleasure gone then :(
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:57,
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you dont get this trouble down the little fish and chip shop in sandgate, and you get crinkle cut chips
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:58,
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Crinkle cut are not proper chips.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:00,
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u spaz
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:01,
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Nanny state gone mad!!
Asda's own oven chips taste like chippy chips. Nice the are.
I'm doing a meatza tomorrow for the first time ever.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:01,
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whats asda?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:01,
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It's like a cheap Sainsburys
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:02,
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Which is like a cheap Waitrose
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:03,
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Which is like a cheap M&S
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:03,
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ive heard of the last two
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:04,
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Why are Frog and Dozer bitching at each other?
The honeymoon period is long gone :(
Light a candle, say a prayer and pass this on or you will have ten years of bad sex.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:02,
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^ upset
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:02,
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I am quite sad for them, yes.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:03,
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Their relationship was doomed from the start after the bloodbath at the wedding
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2erx8MEaXxE
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:08,
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we are messing about on the internet, you dont have capacity for seeing this as you are gay and thick and immediately look for the drama in everything
and youre upset again
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:03,
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^ upset
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:06,
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bored, lethargic, knackered and unmotivated, i think i shall go outside for a bit
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:08,
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*ruffles hair*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:08,
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You need a cig
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:13,
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I wasn't messing about.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:38,
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bye internet see you in a bit
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:09,
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hang on 2+2 = 4
It is school lunch time isn't it, that's why you are popping out for a bit. Your type disgust me.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:14,
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there have been scandals involving cock piercings?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:23,
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hahaha yeah I get it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:25,
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Well done!
You tell us
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:27,
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I was wrong Jay, your thread didn't save off topic today.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:28,
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Can't win em all.
Peoples hearts aren't in it this week.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:35,
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I hope there's a qotw vote soon!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:39,
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