That's some barely noticeable photoshop work there!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I dunno
That leg looks a bit of a weird shape.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)

I'm going to be sick

( Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)

You dont like a cherry bakewell?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Not after her elderly minge has spread cobwebs over it, no.

( Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

but marriage lasts forever
what are you going to do when your wife looks like that??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)

Trade her in on wifetrader.com

( Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

you might have to chuck in a few goats and a rubber dinghy to get an upgrade

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:01, Reply)

Racist
Fat northen racist
( Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Ugh, no.
Almonds :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

tesco do toffee ones
and lemon ones
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)

I can't stand shop bought cakes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)

i can't stand home made cakes
nobody ever inspects your kitchen; how do I know what hygiene standards you have?

as proven when my friend made us all flapjacks. and there were long curly black dog hairs in the nasty little cunts...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Yeah, people with pets are pretty unhygienic.
But you've got to eat a peck of muck before you die.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:51, Reply)

i know a factory worker could piss in my mr kiplings lemon slice too
but I figure it's less likely.

also, if someone makes it, you have to pretend to like it, and I hardly like any cakes. if you buy it, you can chuck it away.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

This seems like a silly question, but why on earth would you buy it in the first place then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)

i might think i would like it
then realise my mistake
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)