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I was thinking about becoming Tamara Ecclestone.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:01,
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be+on
probably.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:06,
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god grief no
just imagine you would be approaching the jesters then the image of her old man would pop into view.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:09,
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See also
Nigella
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:15,
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*shudders*
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:18,
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oncoming?
You scared of her running towards you?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:09,
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She has got a great arse
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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:10,
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her dad?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:13,
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Her dad always looks so miserable
He's billionaire, with the worlds biggest Scalextric set and his wife's breasts are directly level with his head. Whats not to smile about?
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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:15,
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The fact that he looks like a gnome Andy Warhol?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:15,
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Just avoid mirrors, no problem
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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:16,
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and Campbells soup
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:16,
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Although he was stirring that pot some years ago
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:16,
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Lets be fair Sporters old chap, would you care about your ugly pakistani face if you were a billionaire?
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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:17,
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NOSIR
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:18,
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According to Tamara's biography she went to the LSE.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:19,
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A concert by the Shaman ?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:20,
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She means she had a tour round the London Stock Exchange
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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:20,
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According to Tamara's playboy shoot she has a great arse and a shaved minge
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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:21,
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ZING!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:22,
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It might be obscenely wealthy, but it looks common as muck.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:22,
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It puts the lotion on its skin
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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:23,
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They're the dirtiest.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:23,
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THIS^
IN CAPITALS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:28,
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so only in places like
Paris and London?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:31,
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yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:32,
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I always wondered what an attractive 35 year old
could ever see in multi billionaire and aging raconteur Bernie?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:21,
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I assumed she really liked either gnomes or Scalextric
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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:22,
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Or FUCKING GREAT POTS OF CASH!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:23,
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I imagine he has a huge money pit like Scrooge McDuck
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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:24,
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I assumed he refered to his daughters minge as a money pit
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:25,
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Must be that
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:23,
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Occam's razor innit
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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:24,
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This explains how Battered landed himself a £100k wedding.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:31,
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