Drinkies tomorrow evening, we have a baby sitter.
Saturday daughter's off to a 'friend's' b.day party and I have got the short straw. An afternoon of tantrum kids, mess and trifle. And being asked loads of medical shit by the mothers. Sunday, absolutely nothing!
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:01, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Meh, they might ask you sexy gynae* shit


*I know there is no such thing. Same "flapjack" guy when cornered in the pub after that 6 months was pushed on "surely that was brilliant, 6 months on fannies?" .. to turn on his best haunted 'nam look and point out, rightly, that lovely young attractive fannies rarely turn up in hospital and he had in fact spent 6 months looking at burst badgers and nan's cloppers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:19, Reply)

On the flip side, when they're all pussey you don't have to bother with foreplay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Spews.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:40, Reply)

spoken like a true gent.
Oh, wait, no. That other thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Psychochomp?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:42, Reply)

I was thinking baldmonkey.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:44, Reply)

Fat ballbag

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:45, Reply)

Tha kfully the practice nurse does most of the indepth close up work on manky minges.
A lot of women prefer to see the same sex. On the flipside, a lot of blokes prefer to see me, with their diseased genitals, which is always fun...
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:50, Reply)

I went to go and get the balls checked, as you do
Got a young very attractive female locum rather than my usual grumpy ex-army medic bloke.

Oops. It's almost as if I'd checked when he was on holiday.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:54, Reply)

A lot of guys feel uncomfortable with this.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:57, Reply)

I feel uncomfortable when your mum asks me to shit on her chest
But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:10, Reply)

Coming from someone who's had more tubes go in'n'out of him than a train line, and hasn't gotten any action in about [blah blah], I gotta say man, that's pretty el desperado

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:02, Reply)

this place is sooooooooo much more brillianter without his creepy shite

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:50, Reply)

Don't know that one.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:54, Reply)

Good god, do not her started!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:01, Reply)

too late

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:02, Reply)