Oh FFS now the tracking number is only bringing up sorry no data available
Fucking Special Delivery before 9am royal mail cunts, good job I didn't go to work today.
( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:55, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright.
I ordered loads of stuff this week and it's all turned up promptly. Quicker than expected in 30% of cases.

I just thought you might be comforted to know that the rest of the world is operating efficiently and that yours is an isolated incident.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:57, Reply)

I miss having decent deliveries, now I'm out of the city.
White van drivers are pretty bad too. For some reason their GPS puts them about a mile away.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)

I just phoned the cunts up
They said I'll have it tomorrow. Utter cunts. I paid extra because I needed it today, I may as well have had the cheapest 48 hour delivery. Pissed right off now.
( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Ask for the extra back.
In fact, demand it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)

I'll get it all back. Its guaranteed delivery. It doesn't get the wife her dress for the party tonight though does it now.

( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Or, more importantly, you Clintoning the new dress after the party.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:12, Reply)

Husband without a birthday present for his wife on her birthday won't be clintoning for a looooong time.

( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)

Back to wanking into her knicker drawer :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Third time today

( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Hahahahaah
Someone will have a hardbacked book forehead motif for the party ^
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)

I told you before
she always goes for the back of the head so the bruises don't show.
( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Yeah but its a special occasion

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)

spose

( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Cool your jets there, Peej, isolated incident.

( Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)

No it isn't she has a birthday every year.

( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Oh well, then. Don't matter, do it.
She can wait for the next one. Fixed!
( Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:12, Reply)

See, I knew someone would make me feel better!

( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)

When is her birthday?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:05, Reply)

Last August.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Today

( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)

Make her a nice card
with glitter stuck on with spunk... women love that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:18, Reply)

Why bother with the glitter

( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Ah you are a stuck on pube man
I like your thinking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)

Exactly. I never wanted to be in his fucking gang anyway.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)

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( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)