i'll go for
tony blair
alt: a hairdresser to give me a blow job every single morning for the next 250 days
altalt: marry me benedict
altaltalt: get on with it then
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:42, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

245 days

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:45, Reply)

i figured i'd get a discount

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:50, Reply)

I was paying off your 'debt' first

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:51, Reply)

i wasn't

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)

I know....
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:56, Reply)

altaltalt. Cheese eh?
Made an excellent pizza earlier with daughter, then took her and dog out. Both now knackered and sleeping. Off for alcohol tonight.Allis good.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:49, Reply)

what make of dog??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Red setter.
Bit stupid.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)

binbaglols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Ironic, in a 'not understanding irony' way

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:59, Reply)

With a snipers rifle yeah?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:50, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:51, Reply)

I didn't know you was hot on Cumberbatch

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:52, Reply)

he's no frog
but he'd get it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:04, Reply)

I seriously don't get this Cumberbatch thing.
I wasn't keen on Matt Smith either until I saw an interview and he was quite charming.

Ugly is the new pretty apparently.

Men of B3ta rejoice!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:59, Reply)

nor did i
until I started watching "Sherlock".

and put the cum in cumberbatch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Both those lads are tall and skinny though, so that's this lot stumped.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)

it's not really looks
it's the fact that he's hilarious and clever in interviews. brains are dreamy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:09, Reply)

I'm fucked then...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:15, Reply)

^ sat on a ballard ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:18, Reply)

I'm not one for birds

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Why do you hate on custard?
why..why...why?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:20, Reply)

I'm a trifle mad.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:21, Reply)

ha ha
clicks
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:24, Reply)