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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
i reckon an abattoir would be far worse than being a bin man
see also being a "shit shoveller" and scraping pigeon shit off rooftops
see also being the guy who had to wipe abu hamza's arse
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:48,
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Ah, when you're wiping Hamza's ringpiece you are doing Allah a great service.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:49,
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RIMFIDEL
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:50,
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Hahaha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:51,
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lol!
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:52,
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imagine how hairy it would be
urrrrrrgh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:51,
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I hope one day he has an itchy arse and forgets when scratchng it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:52,
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He forgot about not scratching his eye.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:54,
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One of my mates jobs for a while was to fly this fucking great hawk off towerblocks to scare the gulls away.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:52,
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i've seen them doing that in uxbridge
poor pigeons.
the funniest thing I've seen in a long time was two guys trying to frighten away seagulls on top of a tower block in the city with two enormous clapper things. we were on the neighbouring roof terrace and killing ourselves laughing - the seagulls bloody LOVED those clappers, they were attracting them like magnets
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:56,
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