In porn terms, I'm pretty sure that MILF means "probably over 25"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:07, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

yeah but these are teenagers on the street corner
a group of them yelled at me and my friend, "oi, are you two sisters?"

"no."

"mmm. can we PRETEND you're sisters????" *knee rubs*

what does that even MEAN?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:09, Reply)

What do you mean "what does that even MEAN"?
SISTERS!!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)

yeah but
why would you want to pretend that two women who weren't sisters, and whom you were never going to see again, were sisters?

bizarre.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)

/normal

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)

god i'm glad i'm a girl

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Sure about that?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:16, Reply)

They asked all these questions before she had the op

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Thanks for clearing that up.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:22, Reply)

vestigial woes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:23, Reply)

Your answer should have been
No we are not sisters we are massive rug munchers and I will be supping from her *point to friend* not so hairy cup in the next 5 minutes... NO BOYS ALLOWED...

They would have gone all messy trousers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:16, Reply)