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 rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
 
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	alright
 	There's new Spank Rock stuff on the way. When were you last mildly anticipating something?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:11,
	
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	I dunno lol
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:15,
	
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	^ upset ^
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:17,
	
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	Yeah I know, I have been upset IRL
 	Should I DMAAKM?
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:18,
	
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	yes please!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:21,
	
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	Bit too eager there, not gonna happen as a direct result of that 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:22,
	
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	innit
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:27,
	
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	Absolutely
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:27,
	
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	Only if it's the new KYADYA
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:35,
	
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	woah
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:36,
	
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	Also,
 	alright rachelswipe's comedy account
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:36,
	
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	Yeah I'm just a swipe sock innit
 	Also, are you drimble?
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:40,
	
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	Yes.
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:43,
	
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	Although considering I've only posted about five things on here ever I'm a bit concerned that you've noticed me at all.
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:44,
	
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	You're definitely in my top five drimbs
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:45,
	
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	<3
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:56,
	
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	Unicode or gtfo 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:58,
	
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	I dunno what that is
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:40,
	
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	Terrible bullying
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:43,
	
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	Sorry I was unusually mean yesterday
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:44,
	
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	A better thread.
 	Maybe one that asks if I'm 'Alright'.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:53,
	
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	I lieu of that thread, I hope you're alright Jeff. I mean I think you're alright, but I can only hope you actually are.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:56,
	
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	I've got a cold Frog.
 	It's making me a right speed walking standard Nokia ring-toner.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:59,
	
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	That thread was my finest moment in many ways
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:02,
	
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	Also I have a cold and I ache 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:03,
	
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	I too have a cold, but I'm fine
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:06,
	
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	I might have to try and find it later, it reminds me of when this place was fun.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:05,
	
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	Probably best left in your rose-tinted memory
 	
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 	www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2075149I go to user 'everyone on b3ta' s profile for the lols. Also contains the origin of your name. What were you called before that?
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:08,
	
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	alright
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:00,
	
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	Not bad.
 	Might have some cheap blended whisky in a bit.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:01,
	
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	nice, which one?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:03,
	
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	One I'll put in a mug with hot water, honey and lemon.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:04,
	
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	I'm drinking Blair Athol at the moment
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:19,
	
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	Also, I am mildly anticipating the possibility of some delicious whitebait this week
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:55,
	
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	<s>, jail, etc
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:56,
	
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	I nearly put that in the less bold section of a reply, but I never, because, well, I just didn't ok?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:57,
	
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	Is this some sort of nonce slang?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:56,
	
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	84237 beat you to that joke, and did a better job of it
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:57,
	
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	She can bleach them pubes all she wants, we all know they're ginger.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:08,
	
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	alright
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:01,
	
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	Woo!
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:02,
	
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	Alright DOZ-one 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:04,
	
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	alright Frogular D
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:04,
	
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	I'm a bit pissed tbh
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:06,
	
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	been on the voddy and red bull again?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:07,
	
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	OOOOH yeah and apple sourz or whoever 'they' drink
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:09,
	
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	wkd blue I think
 	Possibly some sort of bottled lager as well.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:13,
	
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	MOLLER LOGHT
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:14,
	
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	blue aftershock chasers
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:24,
	
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	There's a tropical shot of some sort that tastes like horrible sweets, I had a point here but I forgot it
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:25,
	
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	what you're saying is that gays have terrible taste
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:26,
	
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	Yeah that was it cos a gay fella bought me it
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:28,
	
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	thing is though, they insist that they're all stylish and that when they aren't really
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:30,
	
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	This ones got a kid like normal people
 	
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	I like how they think of themselves as tastemakers, when really they're into shit europop and unflatteringly tight t-shirts
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:29,
	
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	they also, right, get this...
 	They use their bums as fannies!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:31,
	
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	Is that really true, 'cos it doesn't sound plausible to me?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:34,
	
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	It's like licking your own elbow, a physical impossibility
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:35,
	
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	I just pictured jase reading this and giving that a try
 	Then I dun a little lol to myself
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:37,
	
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	And they can't whistle
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:42,
	
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	I don't know why that made me proper lol
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:45,
	
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	sometimes they touch my bum when I'm drinking in Queen's Court
 	Disgusting, it really is.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:47,
	
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	DAMN YOU TUIB!!!!!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:11,
	
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	It was someone else pretending to be me I swear down
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:14,
	
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	I was just telling you I saw ANOTHER copy of your record
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:14,
	
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	Now you have my attention.
 	Where?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:16,
	
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	It was either at Monty's or in a dream where I was at Monty's either way, that chap is in on it.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:16,
	
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	Ah right, yeah I knew he had a copy
 	Is he still in his flat?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:18,
	
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	Yeah.
 	We played it and all laughed.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:19,
	
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	Hahaha what a prick making a record!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:20,
	
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	Not really, me and monty discussed it's merits and how we both were surprised at its quality given we know you a little bit
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:23,
	
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	I like it an' all
 	 Oh yer, tuib likes Drone Logic, Monty probably doesn't.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:24,
	
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	Buy it then
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:25,
	
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	+ from bandcamp
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:27,
	
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	nah, I downloaded it off Napster
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:27,
	
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	I got it off kazaar and pressed a dub plate 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:28,
	
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	I played it in a set of boc, labradford, David Axelrod kind of stuff
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:29,
	
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	I done some wicked mc-img over the top of it like Stevie hyper-d RIP
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:30,
	
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	Did you listen to any of those links I gazzed you, you prick?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:31,
	
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	nah not yet soz xx
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:32,
	
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	No....oh sorry wrong prick...carry on
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:32,
	
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	Yer I like Tuib best he should move somewhere nicer so we can all be pals
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:27,
	
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	aw you guys *blushes*
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:25,
	
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	Half time
 	we were 2-0 up in under 9 minutes, now with 25 minutes gone it's 2-2. Fun match.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:12,
	
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	Next to no runs and a couple of wickets eh?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:14,
	
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	Surprisingly we've reached 35 minutes without any more goals
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:20,
	
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	Spoke too soon
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:22,
	
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	3-3 now
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:28,
	
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	I dunno what youre on about
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:29,
	
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	I think he's been drinking alone for several hours
 	Battered Syndrome, if you will
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:32,
	
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	I'm not in a position to judge
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:33,
	
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	It's ok, hypocrisy is fine on the internet
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:36,
	
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	Oh good I shall start discriminating with greater velocity and volume 
 	
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	Football you big gay
 	4 games being played tonight, 8 goals and 6 of them are in our match.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:34,
	
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	I despise football
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:34,
	
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	^^ GAAAAAY
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:36,
	
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	Alright kiddiewinkles.
 	Missed all the deleting an shit, quick precis anyone?
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:14,
	
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	Some stuff got posted on the internet, some stuff got deleted
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:15,
	
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	People deleted stuff in my thread, I deleted my thread As Result of being upset OFFLINE AND ONLINE
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:15,
	
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	Aw has rach dumped you?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:16,
	
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	No. She thinks I'm lovely, and she's right.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:17,
	
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	She used to think chimpy was lovely and all
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:19,
	
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	Yeah, right, but she has spent loads of time with me IRL though so I think she's made a fair assessment 
 	PLUS I AM ACTUALLY A RIGHT SOUND GEEZA YOU CUNT
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:22,
	
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	^ upset
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:26,
	
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	I know
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:27,
	
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	u ok hun xx
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:30,
	
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	Not really SADFACE
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:31,
	
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	oh :(
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:35,
	
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	I know HEAVY SIGH
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:35,
	
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	Oh well, look on the bright side eh
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:38,
	
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	Sorry I asked.
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:40,
	
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	I do really, all is well, stop worrying, although it's sweet that you do. Thx hun xx
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:43,
	
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	I'm glad that's all sorted then
 	I'm gonna go for a smoke now
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:46,
	
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	Yeah great stuff
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:47,
	
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	alright edjogs
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:22,
	
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	Alright  Dozeman
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:39,
	
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	yer
 	
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	Evening OT.
 	Is it worthwhile staying on? Anyone/thing interesting happening?  I've changed my name and got a sig like frog suggested. I am now a  oool one :)
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	Yes you are, super best troll. I'm going to bed because tiredness and booze etc :)
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:45,
	
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	^lightweight gay^
 	
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	alright doc
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:53,
	
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	Evening.
 	How's it ganning big son?
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	yer not bad
 	You?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:01,
	
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	Aye bonny lad, grand.
 	I'm trying oot new internet accents like. This is the Geordie one. Canny ay?
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	nah it's shit
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:26,
	
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	Really?  I'll go back to usual then.
 	
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	alright
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:58,
	
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	Evening.
 	Evening.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:59,
	
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	no bad, ta
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:27,
	
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	Bostin', thanks for asking
 	
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