Totally unrelated to the question but
I am listening to England's latest cricketing disaster on Radio 5 Live and I'm not sure what is upsetting me the most - England playing shit, or that both the commentator and 'expert' summariser are both WOMEN.

I mean for fuck sake. That is just not on. They're talking about what someone in the crowd was wearing and big Australian creepy crawlies in the bath FFS.

This is the end of days, you mark my words.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:41, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

it's just not cricket.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:42, Reply)

It certainly isn't.
I thought I'd tuned into Woman's Hour.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:50, Reply)

I can just imagine them sat there with a cup of tea and some arranges Macaroons.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Racist

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:03, Reply)

The Oz bullied them as good as some on here could do.
I don't see most of our current team recovering from that. Agree with your girlie commentator view although that blonde on the sky footy programme is OK. But she doesn't commentate, she just banters with the lads
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Exactly. This situation requires Boycs. He knows how to handle a woman.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)

I know a song about that.
Well Geordie does
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:51, Reply)

I do?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)

It's a song from a musical.
Camelot, I think.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Getting punched in the face by them isnt exactly textbook is it?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:51, Reply)

It is in Cornwall

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Book em danno

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)

Football's one thing, they're mostly all women, anyway.
But cricket? I'm appalled and I don't even like cricket. What's next, females commentating on motorsports? A line must be drawn!
( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Kitchen or bedroom - take your pick love.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:50, Reply)

Short boundaries

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)