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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Won't someone be a dear and start a new thread?

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:03, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
tell me more about your gay dog choking himself
what happened?
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:04, Reply)
He was eating a rawhid bone thing and over chewing they get soft
There was the last knuckle i.e. 8===8 left and he was happily chewing away when I went to take him out for a walk. He then got excited and it lodged in his throat. I had to pick him up by the back legs and basically bagpipe him until it flew out again

First thing he did? Tried to eat the fucking thing again!
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)
hahahaha
lucky for him he's a gay lapdog. he'd have died after a day in the wild.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:08, Reply)
It was fucking horrible
I thought he was going to die
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:09, Reply)
It could've been Ken Dodd's dad all over again

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)
INORITE

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)
as I said yesterday
DOGS ARE FUCKING SHIT
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Mine is

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:15, Reply)
As is mine
and fucking selectively stupid.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)
poor little gaylord :(

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:11, Reply)
???
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bagpiping
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:09, Reply)
I was trying to cram some innuendo in there too
In real terms, I picked him up by just in front of his bag legs and squeezed
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Hey its cold and desolate in Newcastle
They have to keep warm somehow
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Seems like an odd way to unblock a windpipe

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Dont knock it

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:11, Reply)
I'm certainly going to be stepping forward next time someone is choking in a restaurant

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Done

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:22, Reply)

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