Everyone should have a lemon tree and ALL TEH URBZ

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:38, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

i'd love to have pretty lemon trees or something on my balconies
but I am simply too inept to look after them properly, and they would die.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Don't you have a guy to do that? I can get you a guy if you want, I have guys who get guys.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:43, Reply)

So Jay then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:46, Reply)

I don't trim bushes, dear.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)

i need windy pig
turned the light on in my lounge last night; the lights flickered wildly and I could SEE orange flamey stuff moving around behind the plaster work, and the switch started smoking.

I panicked and spent about an hour in the dark staring at it (may have been drinking) before thinking fuck it and going to bed. now I need a bastard electrician.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Yeah that's not healthy!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)

When was the building last rewired?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:01, Reply)

When they split all the flats in half

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:03, Reply)

i had all the electrics overhauled when i bought it about 7 years ago
and then I had the light fittings replaced about a year ago...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Wiring should be fine then
It may well have just been a surge at the transformer...

Best thing to do:
when you get in take a shower and ensure that you are still wet from head to foot...

If possible have a bowl of water handy to stand in...

Turn on as many electrical items as you can...

and then run your (still wet) hands over the plaster work to see if you can locate any charge.

HTH's
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:10, Reply)

do you really think that will work?
I already have curly hair, I don't want a perm...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Insert a lightbulb (low wattage)
into your rectum to ensure the current doesn't go to your hair
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)