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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's good going to the pub when Jason is still wearing his telecommunication headset and having potential 'clients' hang up on him

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:41, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
Do you not have a headset when doing orders of whatever it is you do?

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)
No.
I'm not in telesales.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Technically neither am I

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Yes you are.

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)
"Technically"

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)
^

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)
I am an extremely important cog in the wheels of this company!

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:12, Reply)
you aren't though, are you?

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:13, Reply)
totes am.

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Course he is
You don't want someone with poor telephone manner being the first impression people get of your company.
I would imagine a nice, friendly-sounding gay, with a Geordie accent puts a lot of people at ease.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)
hello, have you heard about how the government have told the banks they have to pay you back your PPI?

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)
You sound like a nice young man

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Yes I have! I have been paying PPI that....
....I didn't want, need or ask for!
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:21, Reply)
then we can help you claim compensation! just leave it to us!

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:23, Reply)
yeah, where all the cogs are linked to an automated dialing system and you read from a script hoping to rip off bewildered old women

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Whenever i get called by Jason's company about PPI
I tell them which of their statements are flat out lies and that I work in Compliance for a large wealth management firm and know more about the subject than they do.

It's well lol.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)

it sounds it
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)
It's not lol at all, soz

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Never mind, that's.....
...okay
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:22, Reply)
I don't do PPI though, innit.

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)
YOU DO AS LONG AS YOU POST ON B3TA OK????

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:26, Reply)
HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND ITS HIS THING
WHAT A DUMBNUTS
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:30, Reply)
because only an utter spastic would need to use a third party claims firm, or indeed work for one

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Haha!! Oh you and your ways!

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:31, Reply)
It's your ways that I find.....
....funny
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:38, Reply)
My dear FMD-S
I find myself in the uncomfortable position of agreeing totally and unequivocally with your post.

I shall, of course, be consulting "the internet" as to whether deletion of my account and subsequent suicide would be appropriate.

Yours as ever

L.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Dearest L
As always, a kind and thoughtful epistle, so gratefully received.

I do so beam with pleasure at our mutual acquiescence toward the very subject of the spasticity of TPC firms abd how they prey on the stupid, both as clients and as employees.

I hope that such an agreement may lead in time to the first fires of friendship.

Yours as always,


FMD-S (Ret.)
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:44, Reply)
My dear FMD-S (R)
I do hope you are not attempting to groom me

Yours

L
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:47, Reply)
Dearest L
Not even our beloved mutual friend J would groom you.

With eternal felicitations,

FMD-S (Ret.)
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Dear FMD-S (R)
I am most gratified to hear that.

Yours

L
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Click!
So eloquent.

Actually, solicitors use firms like ourselves to drum up business for them. Not that I need to explain myself.

Of course, should the market change, I will gladly find other work.
Your concern is duly noted.
Please find attached a diagram instructing how to deal with your opinion.

loltrap.com/pictures/b02f0c434ba1da7396aca257d0eb1e2f.jpg
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)
learn to post pics you thick bender
Also, learn about how to use reflexive pronouns you thick call centre bender.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Oooh. Right where it hurts!
My grammar and job!!

This is gonna be a big bloobloo and no mistake!
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)

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