happy sunday, shut-ins
what's going on with you lot?

i'm up north, ready to start my week off - woo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 9:43, 37 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I have been out on my BIKE because cycling is COOL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 9:55, Reply)

^training wheels^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 11:16, Reply)

^Married to a 'bike'^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)

^saw inside a bra this weekend. ^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Yes I did, YM's
She has breasts like two pendulous, puss engorged buboes, finished off with hirsute nipples of rich mahogany.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)

pus

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)

yes, a mere auto correct rather than a spelling error but I shall leave it there so you can look all clever and validated

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)

thanks Dave

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 13:16, Reply)

no problem T-dog

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 13:17, Reply)

it's T-Bone, actually

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)

wow such wank

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Actually it's T-Daley
BYE!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 13:22, Reply)

lol gay

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 14:00, Reply)

alright Swipeypoos
Lazy Sunday innit. Got new records to play with.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 10:13, Reply)

I've been listening to Nation of Millions this morning
I've decided I like it, although it needs to be played really loud to sound any good.

What new records did you get?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 10:50, Reply)

alright tuib
Yeah, the thing about PE is that there's absolutely no subtlety. The Bomb Squad's production is chaotic and in your face, and Chuck D, as an MC isn't that great. But when he's booming out Bring The Noise and She Watch Channel Zero?! it's a thing of wonder.

I got the reissue of Music Has the Right to Children. Also some other bits and pieces which may or may not work with it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 10:57, Reply)

I've never really listened to BoC

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 11:05, Reply)

I've been into them since 1998.
Cooler than you, tuib.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)

P M
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Well done. Took a minute.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 12:59, Reply)

well done?
You have a very low threshold.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 13:06, Reply)

I'm going shopping.
Need shirts, and maybe some shoes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I bought a cheap malano sausauage and I can't stop eating it like a huge peparmi

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 11:09, Reply)

I am about to put a whole chicken into the slow cooker
Then I'll be off to play guitar* and drink heavily** before returning home to eat the aforementioned chicken.

*Cue 'Twang club' jokes
** Cue 'I'd drink heavily if I lived in Coventry' jokezzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Well, the Coventry thing is true.
But then, I drink heavily wherever I go.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Feb 2014, 13:41, Reply)

I think I will spend today
establishing a monarchy in France, then spend the rest of my life watching hot musketeers swashbuckling in my name
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Why are they called musketeers when they don't use muskets?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Feb 2014, 13:42, Reply)

they do
but only when they really have to. Muskets are slow to load so rubbish when you just want to flounce about to impress me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)

It just seems odd to name them after a thing they use as a secondary.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

I went to a big field and played with the dogs and got muddy and flew a kite
I'm a pathetic man child. Probably watch some rugby and shout at the TV a bit to feel like an adult again.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)

being an adult is overrated

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)

alright Cavy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)

alright Windypops

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)

"chilling" is not an activity
unless of course you've actually been living in a fridge
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)

or if you use "chilling" as a euphemism for having a wank

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 14:27, Reply)

we wanked on sunday

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 15:19, Reply)

Alright rachel, where up Nprth?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)