Miserable people can fuck off.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:56, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Hold on a minute I just got here :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:15, Reply)

Hello HH.
HOw are you?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:18, Reply)

Tip top BTD
How's you today?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:19, Reply)

Good thanks.
Daughter in bed, missus out with friends, me with a bottle of red and bag of cashews. You?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:24, Reply)

Just finished off work related emails, sipping some polish beer
thought I would hang around here for a while and call people cunts, that's still what we do on here isn't it?

By the way who the hell are you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)

He's your replacement on here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:28, Reply)

No-one could possibly be as dull as me on here

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)

He's doing an excellent job, he's got a proper career too, you know, like you did.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)

>:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:43, Reply)

Hello frog.
How's the toe?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:44, Reply)

Much better, a proper online doctor diagnosed it immediately, he clearly knew what he was talking about and wasn't a first year medical student playing at being a general practitioner on the web #justsayin'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:48, Reply)

^needy^
What was his diagnosis?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:52, Reply)

DHAAKH I hope?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:53, Reply)

Sorry that's confidential

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:54, Reply)

Stiff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)

More than his cock must be when he sees you naked.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:52, Reply)

I'm not sure where the line is here
But I think you thinking about his cock getting stiff MIGHT be somewhere over it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)

It goes back inside even with the lights off

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)

No, wait
The line is right here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:56, Reply)

I thought they were folds?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)

Ha!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)

*Doffs hat*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:10, Reply)

She lets you do sex to her?
Congratulations. I hope you have protection?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:58, Reply)

I have a baseball bat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)

He said protection not sex aid

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)

That he has to use sideways.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:03, Reply)

it keeps a grin on her face

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:04, Reply)

Shame it dont work on her chins

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:05, Reply)

its only a bat not a forklift

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)

alright Mongy, has /talk really got that bad you've decided to post here?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:09, Reply)

Her face is all the protection against ejaculation that he needs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)

couple of bins usually keeps the worst of the rain off

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:01, Reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM MY ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:01, Reply)

I was second best troll.
Frog promoted me. Long time lurker, thought I'd best register and join in the wit and badinage.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:37, Reply)

How much fun can lurking in this weird socially retarded pit possibly be?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)

Well nice one, you have a Mrs so you aint a Rory, Monty, Chompy, Battered or Gonz glove then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)

As far as I know, no.
The name comes from an old yahoo chat account.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:43, Reply)

You should have un-lurked earlier
you missed out on the traditional Chompy Gaz asking if you have breasts
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:58, Reply)

Is this the pizzagate guy?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)

Wow bingo, so how long have you been lurking?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:01, Reply)

I'm glad he unlurked, he's a good chap that troll fellow, for a pretend doctor

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:03, Reply)

I thought we had our full qouta of Doctors on here?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:04, Reply)

He isn't a real doctor though

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:06, Reply)

Who else is a doctor?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)

I was a doctor

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:08, Reply)

*pats on head*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:11, Reply)

I was doctor frog when I first joined in

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:12, Reply)

doctor frog a cunt

+and still am
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:13, Reply)

That wasn't as hurtful as is could have been, as I saw your hamfisted srtikethrough fuck up that you quickly edited

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:15, Reply)

Yeah well YOUN ARE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:16, Reply)

Yeah well YOURN a sales rep and a philanderer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:17, Reply)

His name comes up most days, when Rory starts on his attempted windups to Rachel.
GeordieJay is other main target at present.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:09, Reply)

so how long?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:12, Reply)

Few years now.
Wife introduced me to it. She's a /links tard
.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:18, Reply)

So whats been your Fav subject over the years?
and what drew you out?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:20, Reply)

Just thought I'd join in.
Officer. I think Rory is funny.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:26, Reply)

Rory is misunderstood on here
I like the little pikey cunt and all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:30, Reply)

The shed stuff was funny too.
Christ Im easily amused.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:29, Reply)

Shed gate was funny, I can't believe people got stepped for mentioning sheds
Here is one I was quite proud off

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1907195
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:34, Reply)

Sheds was 2012. You were about a year late with your post.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:38, Reply)

I posted it in 2012 but you know what the Royal Mail is like.....
Ohhhh by the way, London in March, the little man is now asking if he can have the train fare for all three of us instead of going to London, crafty little sod.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:45, Reply)

Easy now double H,
How's life in the hood?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:32, Reply)

Alright me old china......My backs hurting from all the driving but apart from that all is well
But if you're still clocking up the millage I don't really have to tell you that, how is Mrs Weepee?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:36, Reply)

I went and got a seat covers for the van,
Fucking god send. But yeah, still racking up the miles.
Mrs Wee-pee will be possibly official Mrs Wee-pee soon as I've got an engagement ring and a secret holiday weekend booked. I've surprised myself by being rather excited about the whole thing.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:39, Reply)

She is going to get you neutered first I hope
We have enough gingers as it is
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:42, Reply)

Won't have kids. Thank the Lord.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:45, Reply)

Haha I forgot all about your dislike of children
Do you miss the landlording at all?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:47, Reply)

Savile said he didn't like kids......

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)

Are you still sticking your penis in your ex's bottom?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:19, Reply)

Anal sex has never really appealed to me
women have a perfectly good hole for sex and it shuts them up


teehee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:22, Reply)

As your online GP I must advise against bum sex. It's against the laws of God and man.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:26, Reply)

Not me gov. It's HH. What are the medical fraternity's view on infidelity? Does it cause cancer?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)

I bet it was a man having Sex with a male monkey that started the whole aids thing.
Gay Jason Pricks.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:33, Reply)

Pretty much.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:38, Reply)

^ Russian ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)