Beacons festival is looking pretty tasty
Are any of you lot going to any festivals this summer?

Alt: what's your favourite terminal illness?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:01, 74 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I can't believe you've never heard of The Fall!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:02, Reply)

I've never heard of Roman Flugel, Nightmares on Wax, Jon Hopkins, Daniel Avery or Special Request

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:04, Reply)

I hope Jaysham stomps this thread, and quick!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:02, Reply)

I like MUSIC CHAT, but sadly I think I'm in the minority

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:08, Reply)

I like music chat, whisky chat and foot chat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)

As do I, I can't be bothered today though, I shall await the next exciting thread instead

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Yeah, great, cheers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Shut up tang etc

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)

Festivals have been pretty much ruined for me since having kids.
Nevertheless, I am still waiting for an announcement for this year's Supersonic Festival.
And I'd quite like to go to Sin-Eater
In fact, what I'd really like to do is to play at that one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Toyboy, toyboy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:08, Reply)

officechuckle

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:08, Reply)

I *knew* that you would make a joke like that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:10, Reply)

sportscow's always able to sat-is-fy

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)

He's also fucked Simon Cowell

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)

Not EVERYONE who bought the Rage single can claim that y'know

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)

I've fucked Louis Walsh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)

I.WANT.YOU.IN.MY.BUMHOLE

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Not really one for Festivals. Might do Creamfields next year (yeah I know, shit, wank, crowded blah blah)
Getting a bit old for that. I get annoyed by all the drunk kids running round doing NekNomintaions and basically acting like pricks.

Alt. Cancers always good for a laugh.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Cancer's

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:16, Reply)

What's your favourite cancer?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Optic nerve glioma

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Yeah that's pretty cool

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Serious

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)

creamfields is a bit commercial tho innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Perhaps the name has misled wor jay?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:18, Reply)

I'm a bit commercial though...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)

Trolling: You're doing it wrong
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/woman-becomes-first-person-to-be-jailed-for-trolling-herself-9110128.html

What an absolute behemoth.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Misleading headline is misleading.
In other news, Placid strikes again: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/my-daughter-the-survivor-daisy-coleman-was-found-nearly-dead-after-she-was-raped-and-dumped-on-a-lawn-by-a-fellow-pupil-what-happened-next-was-almost-as-awful-9110277.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Well yeah, she trolled her parents, via herself.
It was more for the fact she is a WOOOOAH mess.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:48, Reply)

I think there's only you and me left, jase

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:49, Reply)

*lights incese sticks*
That alright for you?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:50, Reply)

I did Glasto last year.
I don't think my kibbleys can take a festival this year.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:51, Reply)

De La Soul are playing in York in May
Defferino going to that one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:52, Reply)

At a festival or a gig?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:53, Reply)

one day festival

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:55, Reply)

YO1, on the racecourse

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)

There is alot of this going on at racecourses around the country.
If the pleather is nice that will be great.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)

I'm hoping for an excellent summer with no hosepipe bans.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:00, Reply)

You love a bit of hosepipe.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:00, Reply)

I love a splash on my face in Summer, dear.
Even more fun when people let you have a drink from their pipe.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:03, Reply)

Hahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)

they're not even the headliner
They're playing 3 Feet High and Rising.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:00, Reply)

Somerst Levels lols

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:01, Reply)

So you're going to stay at home and take loads of drugs instead?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:57, Reply)

It's kinder in the long run.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:58, Reply)

German nonce

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)

Surprise!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:06, Reply)

Speed awareness course done
Now to get ready for client event. I reckon bob crow owes me £75 in cab fares and about 4 hours of wasted time, including missing a pleasant lunch with my best mate and her baby. I'm sure the RMT will happily cover these losses, as they have said that they are so very keen not to distress or inconvenience people.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)

How much would the speeding fine have been?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:00, Reply)

£20 less.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:00, Reply)

£100
But I'd paid for the course long before they spat their dummies. So I'd have had to fork out another £100 to pay the fine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:01, Reply)

Balls.
The fine is less than the course.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:03, Reply)

I thought they were both about £100, but I might be misremembering
I was doing 86 in a 70, frankly I'm lucky the course was an option!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:03, Reply)

Yes you are.
I got pinged for 37 in a 30.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:06, Reply)

% wise that's about as bad......

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)

I'd rather get hit by a car doing 37 than 86.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:15, Reply)

You're not people.
How was the course?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:00, Reply)

It was ok actually
They had some personality and I had my best mate next to me. Frog had bought some nice chocolate which we sneaked in there, that helped to pass the time nicely
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)

I couldn't listen to the whole "speed kills" shit. We were all "light" speeders. Otherwise you couldn't attend the course.
Plus, the instructor started by explaining she was dyslexic. Personally, I feel teachers should be able to read and write.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:05, Reply)

Where was yours? We did Ealing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Streatham or somesuch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:13, Reply)

Are you aware of speed now?
This strike will be costing them if so.
I love how British the public have been, queueing outside the fucking stations. Just walk!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)

I'd happily walk 12 miles in the sunshine in appropriate clothes
NOT in freezing rain in my work clothes, however!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:03, Reply)

I have pizza and no cashcard now
Fucking machine ate it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:01, Reply)

First the car allowance, now the bank is after you
It's all starting to crumble, sporto
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)

Pizza makes it all better

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)

Pizza Heroin
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:08, Reply)

+deep fried
They are all Jocques after all.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)

So passe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Should have given it the pizza if it was hungry

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)

I didn't have the money for it then!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)

Over your overdraft, eh?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)

Nearly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)