Speaking of knee jerk reactions.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552716/Police-captain-shot-dead-moviegoer-row-texting-exclaimed-I-believe-Ive-firing-pistol.html

Typical Daily Fail journalism, but man shot dead by a polica captain after texting during the movie previews and throwing popcorn.

*throws popcorn*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:37, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I am filing 'Daily Fail' in the 'Stuff cunts say' drawer along with 'Tony B-Liar' and 'David CaMORON'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I normally read articles on The Independent site then the same on Daily Fail to see how they are distorted.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

I was of course referring to the crappy unfunny ways people change the names of things rather than the subjects themselves, but it's nice to see something else fly right over your little bald head, as it hasn't happened for about seven minutes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)

That was my immediate "B3ta defense mechanism"
Where I assume I am the butt of the joke.
(I set these up)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

YES OF COURSE YOU DO....
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)

don't you eye-talics me!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

and "Of course your hair is brunette, dear".

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)

OH YOU!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

What about New Liarbor and ConDem?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Is it only me that hates that kind of thing?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Nope

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Good! I think I have inadvertently found something I am passionate about.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)

\o/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

When they come from idiots, no.
When they come from a witty and urbane raconteur about town like me, yes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Putting the cont into raconteur

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)

stunned cont
the best of all the fanny.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

I'm sure you'd liven it up by introducing a subtle rape/fiddling angle to make it bearable AND hilarious.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

u no dat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)