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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning OT. Cold, wet and sodding miserable here.I assume that's your forecast too, unless you're in another country? Speaking of abroad, Disneyland is booked, I have been informed. Wish me well, 2 weeks of overweight Americans and queuing for rides. Have you ever had a holiday that you haven't looked forward to? I think 2 weeks is a bit much for our girl, a morning at a play centre and she's usually worn out. Oh well.
Weekend plans? None specific here, just a mooch around, maybe a few walks. And not watching the Olympics obviously.
This was an edit btw.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 7:23, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
MorningBit chilly, bit windy, bit rainy but................IT'S FRIDAY! WOO, YAY and, if I may make so bold, HOUPLA!
Edit.
Never had a holiday I didn't look forward to. The weekend will find me seeing a mate I've not seen for months and I'm going to a gig on Saturday night (with G/F) by another mate. Heavy drinking on Sunday followed by a large roast beef dinner. It's all good.
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Yeah, but it's pay day, night out tonight, it's Friday, soon be the weekend, tubes are working again, You should be more positive like me.
"Be the change you want to see in the world"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 7:28,
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What motivational seminar did you dredge that gem out from?Night out where, London?
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Ghandi innitYeah, going out with the work chaps, beers, nice meal, something else probably involving more beers, brass house, scoring drugz, fighting, usual shit in Norf Lahndon
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 7:47,
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Well it's all go this morning! Hey, I'm wearing my watch today.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 8:12,
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Oh, I'm not wearing a tie, I do have black timberlands on though!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 8:22,
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Oh well, looks like we can't be pals after all :'((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 8:46,
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YM, Rachel, your boss, the bloke at the newsagents and your meter reader don't count.HTH.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 8:55, Reply)
I just had a horrible moment of realisation.I'm about as funny as A Vagabond.
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Hey babe - got a kiss for daddy?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 8:56,
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hey babygirlWhere are you up to with breaks?
One of the plumps is doing an interview on Meat Katie's podcast, you may want to tune in.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 8:59, Reply)
I'll have a look, ta.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:06,
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no probsElite Force and Meat Katie are doing a five hour back to back set in london this weekend, you might want to get yourself along.
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The thing about watch jokes is, it's all about the 'timing'!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 8:24,
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The Sun is shining and the wind has stopped and I'm fucking pissed off.
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Peej, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 8:22,
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If anyone would like to admit to having a tiny penisPlease reply "Shut up Beatswork"
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in the news today:People move to flood plains. Cry when it floods.
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Kroney, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 8:44,
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Apparently it's quite wet living by the sea as well(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 8:45,
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the bullying is *still* going onI might seek free tickets as compensation.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 8:50, Reply)
Cold and wet, like YM. Going away for the weekend in Sussex. Although it looks like it's going to be foul and miserable, like YM.
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My missus wanted to take little tangle to see the Blackpool illuminations a few years back, because there was a vague Dr Who theme to a small section of it.I dreaded going there.
And I was right, it's a shithole.
And the little sod fell asleep in the car by the time we got to the Dr Who bit.
And they were shit anyway.
I insisted we went home as soon as we got up in the morning.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 8:51,
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I don't understand why you would go more than once(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:09,
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Yeah but then Dozer wouldn't be able to mention about him reading a lot so we all realise he's dead intelligent and cultured and that(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:03,
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at the moment I am enjoying a book of the complete artwork of Factory Records.Peter Saville is my favourite graphic designer and Joy Division are one of my favourite bands so it's right up my street innit doe.
Next up is a book on Futura 2000.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:07, Reply)
Cool I read a book about Argentinian prisons on Sunday(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:08,
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There is only one thing duller than listening to someone drone on about books relating to music and that is listening to someone drone on about music.
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You should write a book about that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:11,
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I am going to the sweetie shop and then to the park and then I will go on the swings and then onto the slides and then I will get on my skateboard and do some like big air and then I will go and watch the Saturday football team who play near the park and then I will go and feed the ducks on the pond and then I will take a walk to the bus stop and I will get the bus and then I will get off the bus and I will walk to my dealers house and buy my MASSIVE DRUGS and then I will go to the pub and in the pub I will buy cider and then more cider and then I will do my MASSIVE DRUGS and then I will probably chat some straight bloke up and make him feel uncomfortable by challenging his boundaries and then I will have a wee and if I have an erection some pee may go in my mouth.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 8:59,
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Mrs V and I are babysitting our duller-than-Dozington friend tomorrow.They're a really right-on vegan lesbian Amnesty International-supporting worthy type.
The only way to cope is going to be turning to drink.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:00,
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Do they smell of Liberal Democrat?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:02,
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They think the libs are way too right wing.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:03,
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are they your friendsbecause they give you copious amounts of drink, or because you like baby sitting?
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"He's a mate, though, so ... whit can ye dee?"(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:15,
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You are truly a good mate....to stick around when he has bred and become dull.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:17, Reply)
I'm an awesome mate.I buy a round when it's my turn and everything.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:41,
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Terrible bullying of the Light in Chains(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:42,
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Dairylea, primula cheese spread and those weird cheese slices you get for burgers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:13,
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Sounds a bit too exotic for me(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:14,
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I only like the really mild cheddar and only melted on toast
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:17,
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at the moment I am reading a book about the art work on Wensleydale from it's post-industrial robotic period, 1982 to 1987.
I once had a cheese sammich so it's right up my street innit doe.
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I like to look nervous and shifty whilst clutching a bulky backpack (
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