The mistake you're making there is in attempting to apply logic to a fundamentally illogical creature.
Just view it as necessary payment for being able to hide in the shed for most of the year.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:12, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Can we have shed chat?
Please, can we?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:17, Reply)

I have no shed, but then I have no wife.
Ergo I have no need of a shed.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:18, Reply)

I have both AND a greenhouse!!!
I also built a barbecue. Garden time is excellent.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Wow, you must really fucking hate your wife.
Superb avoidance skills, there. A lesson to us all.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:22, Reply)

I've got a brick shed
with an old outhouse attached that I've converted into a coal bunker. I use the shed about once a year to clear out all the shit that gets chucked in there.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:31, Reply)

You're using your shed wrong.

( Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:38, Reply)

I don't think I'm a shed person

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:45, Reply)

^^Bill Clay admitting to being a girl, here^^

( Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Musical-loving, shed-mehing 'Bill Clay'
I fear the veil has well and truly dropped
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Hoist by your own lavender-scented petard.

( Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Illogical aint the half of it
The other day I said to her that Take Me Out was a bit of a laugh but mostly shit, which led to her not talking to me for the rest of the day and being on the verge of tears because (and it took me a good few hours of silence and "nothing's wrong"'s to get this out of her) "we have nothing in common anymore" and "what are we going to do when the kids move out?". Fucks sake.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:18, Reply)

What's a Take Me Out?
Sounds like pretty typical blobbing, to me.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)

translation: you had done something minor to annoy her previously and it had been building up to this for a while

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Yeah Take Me Out was the catalyst. Do you go out on date nights or anything like that?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Fucksake some people!
You ent supposed to have things in common, she's a woman.
Let her be different without knocking her and maybe she'll stop sulking.
/Marge Proops blog
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Voice of reason here
Where would we all be if blokes were into the same nonsense that women find entertaining?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:30, Reply)

We'd all be living in expertly decorated homes
with shelves that fall off the walls the moment you put any of your wonderfully aromatic home-made pot pourri on them.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:32, Reply)