Lobster with garlic butter dip
Scallops with garlic butter dip
Those huge prawns that are like a baby's arm with garlic butter dip
Monkfish with a garlic butter dip
All on a bed of turkish rice.

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And some teryakki sauce and japanese stuff too
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:28, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm seeing a theme here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:28, Reply)

He likes seafood

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:29, Reply)

Rubbish Jewing

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:36, Reply)

what is turkish rice??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Like normal rice, but steamed with a hairy back

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:33, Reply)

Chillisaucesalad?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:36, Reply)

It's like normal rice only has little bits of pasta in

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:42, Reply)

oh like vermicelli?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:49, Reply)

Yup, exactly

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:51, Reply)

and a packet of breath mints
in garlic butter dip.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Garlic butter dip is your signature finishing move, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:35, Reply)

hahahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)

I think I would call it something more fancy, don't you?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)

I dunno
I call mine "the angry seagull"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:42, Reply)

The Salty Spitoon

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:52, Reply)

I once saw "garlic mints" (and "bacon mints" too (and "Tobasco mints" too too)), I think it was at cybercandy or something.
It's alright, it's my last meal, i'm not expecting a second date.

second
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Gonz, if this was to be your last ever meal
I hope you get the opportunity to go for a dump before they put you in the electric chair - otherwise the results could be quite spectacular.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:31, Reply)

He'd smell lovely

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:34, Reply)

I'd smell like a italian man's armpits, and i'm not talking about the kind who wears designer suites and drives a luxoury yahut

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:45, Reply)