I'm quite enjoying the deforestation of my garden
Almost sorted now. Didn't get a chance to buy some trees but might this weekend. Raised bed space has been cleared and foundations poured. Just tidying up the bricks to use ready for the weekend but I might need another 100 or so to get it all sorted

I employ a cleaner and a dog walker.

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Tuesday ent going bad so far. Have just Sherlocked a right problem out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:59, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oh yeah
Childminder too and out of school club once a week
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)

I will get butcher with time, but if I'm earning the money, why not have someone do all the hard work?
That's what I've learned.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)

A cleaner, Sporters?
You're married FFS. Pull your trousers back on and get her told.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:06, Reply)

My cleaner is fucking brilliant
She even takes my gay dog out on the day she comes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:13, Reply)

None of this is remotely acceptable unless she has enormous chebs, an Eastern European accent and sketchy moral values.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)

No, no and no
Fucksocks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)

I want you to go away and have a serious think about your actions.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Ah, you've met my cleaner

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:24, Reply)

i think your dog is out already

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:34, Reply)

I enjoied doing mine too
lifted paved area, seeded lawn, used the paving (as it was nice stone) to create a patio at the far end of the lawn overlooking nature reserve... However it now looks like a fucking bombsite again as it hasn't stop pissing it down
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)

Once that bit is done it will be Operation Rebuild Greenhouse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Mine is the front
We cleared it out but again want to get some lawn as it gets great sun and as we are out in the sticks would be good to get a table out there,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:27, Reply)

I need to replace my lawn as its a bit boggy
No point as getting extension done next year. Will sort it after that so working from the bottom of the garden up
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)

A bit boggy is an understatement
as we have a cut through into the reserve we use it to take the dog out and the lawn is fucked... I am hoping that I can bring it back with a good drainage and some sharp sand. Then reseed and get the "dog piss" burns out and should be golden
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)