I'm not entirely sure whether a gardener can cut a bit of grass, do a bit of strimming and pull out some weeds
considerably better or faster than any able-bodied person.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:09, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

How about a gay whose DIY expertise goes up to and including "changing a bulb"

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)

I'd place "changing a bulb" higher on the Spastic Difficulty Scale
than "pressing a button on a strimmer".
( Kroney, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:13, Reply)

Whatever, this is how its going down (matron)
What I lack for in DIY I make up for by my excellent cooking and housekeeping.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Christ, Jay. You want to get a lesbian in for all that cooking and cleaning shit.

( Kroney, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Nasty creatures *sprays febreze*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)

I've gone through the wire on two seperate hedge trimmers
I still had the mad diy skillz to refit the plug back onto the 10cm of wire remaining, so I'm not a total feckin eejit. *prouds*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Fucking hell Jase. How old are you? Just curious.
Have you considered that actually getting out of your sequined jimjams and doing a couple of hours graft in the garden might actually do you some good?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Yep. Once the hard work is done.
Im 32, and quite active, thanks. Just can't be bothered with the gardening.

Christ, it's not like Im rounding up Jews and sending them on holiday camps. I'm hiring a gardener for an afternoon!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Ignore the nasty men.
They are jealous because they are ham fisted baboons that cannot afford to hire help.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:27, Reply)

I see you waited for clarification that he won't kill the jews before sticking up for him

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:30, Reply)

I had to make sure the Tribe were safe.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)

for what it costs to pay a gardener a few times a year
compared to buying equipment, maintaining it, doing the actual gardening when you could be in the pub - only a spastic would do that. unless they enjoy it, of course.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)

Maintaining equipment? We're talking about maybe a lawnmower and a fucking fork.
We're not looking after the equipment shed at Lord's FFS.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

You're not rounding up the Jews YET Jason.
Slippery slope.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Judging by his profile pic on twitter, I'd guess pushing 40
But these poofs always knock a few years off when telling others their age.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:26, Reply)

I'm sure he said he was 38 ish

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:27, Reply)

You're all bastards, tbh.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)

xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Darn tooting sweets

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)