I fucking hate gardening
I leave all that to the missus.

Alt: The word on the street

Someone has come into the office with a baby. The only way this could piss me off more is if they started telling me about the dream they had last night as well.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:14, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I fucking hate it when brats get brought into the workplace.

( Kroney, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:15, Reply)

I love bringing my brats into work and disrupting everything

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)

I bet the productivity of Coventry halves when you bring your sexy kids in.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:26, Reply)

I don't even put on a fake cooing face or give any attention to them.
I hate kids in restaurants too.

THIS IS ADULT TIME!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:26, Reply)

I once told a mother that if she tried to hand me her child I would let it fall to the floor
I have been left alone when people bring in their children ever since
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)

I'd stick it back up her clowns pocket and staple it shut.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Showing your lack of knowledge about female anatomy here love

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I dunno
I have been with some pretty ropey birds and that description would probably work.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

I've been potholing a few times in the past.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)

p b
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)