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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:26,
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Something about an ex colleague with huge tits who's husband died from a massive brain tumour shortly after being done for diddling an old lady on his rounds as an electrician.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:29,
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Might have been a plumber; the details are a bit hazy now.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:29,
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Tell me more about the tits(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:30,
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Wait, do you mean they secreted their own oil?Or had they had some other oil applied to them in a sexy way?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:33,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2211513
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:36,
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Like a pair of zeppelins trying to escape from a tarpaulinthat was only tethered to the ground by a single, straining button.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:31,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2211507
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:34,
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I also worked with the guy's nephew for a couple of years.As far as I know he hasn't been in the dock for diddling with senile old women.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:30,
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I think that, just possibly, his actions were driven by the massive cancerous growth in his headrather than any great desire to diddle with senile old wimmin. At least that what my ex colleague told me. She reckoned she'D exposed herself to him and his his tumorous state he thought "Why not?"
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:34,
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I'd believe anything she said, frankly.Because of the tits.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:37,
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So does gok Wan, which I've always found a bit odd.It's like he's living a lie or summat.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:41,
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HE'S A PUFF!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:55,
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Or, the Macc Lads' celebrated album track....The missus sends smooshes, btw. Verily, she has swooped in to do so. You lucky bastard.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:59,
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Will do.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:02,
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It's hard to believe I know but...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:01,
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Fashion conscious, forrin...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:16,
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People said that about Rock Hudson.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:18,
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His second bottle of red, probably.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:46,
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Bit of KP*G, also a bit of a retail acquisition, bit of sticking pins in a voodoo doll of my ex.How's Winchester? I loved living there - long time ago though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:47,
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quiet, almost too quiet...to be fair mrs ape isn't up to much and we've not found a cheap, reliable baby sitter.
I have to say, poor micro, but could have happened to anyone really.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:51,
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It could have happened, but it was avoidable if my ex had realised the stairs were too steep, too wet & there were too many of them (flight of about 40 steps). I would never have let micro walk up them without her holding on to me. Think you'll settle down there?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:53,
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Maybe, probably more in the country. In time(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:12,
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In other news, ask Swipe for details of her family place in Cornwall. Looks ideal for a young family. I will be arranging to stay there with micro this year. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:14,
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To be fair, Joseph Fritzl's cellar was given the same description and look how that turned out.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:16,
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A great holiday destination I never had the opportunity to try. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:16,
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Calm down Bartleby...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:18,
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Also, cooking this:www.marthastewart.com/326825/pan-roasted-chicken-with-spinach-and-sma
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:50,
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sma?Powdered baby milk?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:52,
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i fucking love mash potato mixed with some butter sweated leeks(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:52,
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Don't think so, but couldn't care less; the recipe is good regardless. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:57,
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