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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ripe banana, 15p, this morning \o/
Also I have saved loads of money on valentines day this year by sending a text instead of a card. The wonders of the digital age.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:48, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
'To the world's fattest carrot on Valentines Day, you'd better put out tonight, otherwise you're getting a slap. xx'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:52, Reply)
Well, like that, but in text speak
"GLL HPY V DAY FRM D"
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:54, Reply)
IOU AE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:55, Reply)
I can't work this out :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Anal Excess

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:08, Reply)
An enema.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)
A Eggyone.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Pro tip*: Dump her before any special occasions, valentines, christmas, birthdays, etc. for massive savings on cards and presents


*borrowed from Cavy's ex
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:53, Reply)
But then I miss out too, I mean I have done pretty well Xmas and birthday-wise, I'll see what happens today then I can plan for next year

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Nice to see you are hanging in there for the presents
You are the Anna Nicole Smith to Swipeys Howard J Marshall
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Mine was "Happy Fucking Valentines xx <3"

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:06, Reply)

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