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What's the craic? Why aren't you entertaining the masses on B3ta?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2559329/William-Harry-chip-flood-effort-help-soldiers-lay-sandbags-Thames.html
Plenty of sandbags round the Queens innit. All the ones who are in actual need have David Cameron plodging about in his wellies.
Loads of overdoses in the papers lately too. Why are people so shit at drugs?
Alt. Tell us a joke.
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26192373
Apart from me, who else do you wish would fuck off?
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Start with that attention whore Katie Hopkins, then work round the reality TV crowd with a machine gun until you're out of ammo. Then get more ammo.....
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Like anyone takes what that witch faced harridan says to heart?
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I object to her getting paid for opening her mouth. Or breathing.
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It just reminds us of your ignorance of most things outside of Lady Gaga tour dates
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He must really hate you
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All it did was cover up the alcoholism from his missus
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