Dire Straits today like innit?
What's the craic? Why aren't you entertaining the masses on B3ta?

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2559329/William-Harry-chip-flood-effort-help-soldiers-lay-sandbags-Thames.html
Plenty of sandbags round the Queens innit. All the ones who are in actual need have David Cameron plodging about in his wellies.

Loads of overdoses in the papers lately too. Why are people so shit at drugs?

Alt. Tell us a joke.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:37, 56 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I wish you were shit at drugs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)

You're nought but nasty to me these days, Ape.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:48, Reply)

I'm fucking lovely

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:49, Reply)

Serves them right, drugs are for pricks.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:45, Reply)

I could really do with some now
/prick
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)

I would be happy enough with a bit of lunch :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)

I dont have any lunch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)

I only had a banana, but now it's raining so I don't want to go outside

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:04, Reply)

I hope this cunt fucks off too.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26192373

Apart from me, who else do you wish would fuck off?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)

I think most of them have now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Anyone who's "famous" for being "famous", rather than something worthwhile they do or did, can fuck off.
Start with that attention whore Katie Hopkins, then work round the reality TV crowd with a machine gun until you're out of ammo. Then get more ammo.....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:54, Reply)

Hopkins has become a parody of herself.
Like anyone takes what that witch faced harridan says to heart?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:57, Reply)

Moot point
I object to her getting paid for opening her mouth. Or breathing.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)

^ jealous

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Yeah, I'd love to get paid loads to spout bollocks to the ignorant

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)

I think Piers Morgan became famous for being the editor of a national newspaper.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:00, Reply)

I never knew who he was until he was on Britains Got Talent or some shit, being a smug cunt

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:03, Reply)

Jay in "unaware of life outside of reality TV shocker" ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)

I still don't think this qualifies him as 'famous for being famous'
It just reminds us of your ignorance of most things outside of Lady Gaga tour dates
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)

19th October!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:08, Reply)

OMG I CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)

alt: this thread

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:52, Reply)

I know right, but I couldn't bear the silence!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Don't panic Jay, I'm sure your second or third threads will be better received

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:57, Reply)

I'm giving up for the day.
Always so mean about my freds frog
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:04, Reply)

That's because you cyber bully me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:04, Reply)

I don't know why he always singles you out for this treatment
He must really hate you
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:05, Reply)

It's because because I'm straight

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:06, Reply)

Seems unlikely given that you are a massive bumder

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)

NO U

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:08, Reply)

And so's you dad

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)

NO YOURN DAD

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:11, Reply)

When will the gays learn that it is not acceptable to persecute someone for their sexuality?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:08, Reply)

I think I was incredibly brave in coming out as a straight man, in a relationship with someone of the opposite sex, but Jay still has these old fashioned views of it and singles me out to bully. It makes me sad.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)

ignor the h8rs hun
ur a buetiful person
xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:11, Reply)

thx tuib#1 yeah number 1!!! xxx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:13, Reply)

YES!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:13, Reply)

God made Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:14, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)

Two hats called, he wants his joke back

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)

It was funny when you tried to post stuff and kept fucking it up

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:11, Reply)

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( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Magic eye pic?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)

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( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:23, Reply)

The likeness is uncanny

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:24, Reply)

I have visited the pub
All is now OK with the world
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:55, Reply)

They took away some more of your pay while you were out

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)

So fuck
Peroni FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:05, Reply)

It was your Peroni allowance

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)

If his Peroni allowance goes he'll definitely go postal

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:06, Reply)

If he didnt drink so much he wouldnt need his allowance
All it did was cover up the alcoholism from his missus
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:08, Reply)

tggi ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)

Imagine the horror of seeing your gay dog without beer googles on

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

He ent so sexy sober

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)