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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening dudes.
How's the weekend going? I've had a tip top day
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:03, 216 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Sup wee pee?
I've been buying the wife a new car and now have a beer, up and down TBH
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:07, Reply)
Sup, I've put some shelves, had a nice bit of lunch, done a bit of shopping, dropped in to the pub.
Pretty perfect Saturday, watching the ski jumps with a beer now.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:12, Reply)
I've been at the main Ford dealer since about 1:30pm, to many bloody options to choose from*
been down to the Aquatic centre to buy a new submersible pump for the Turtle tank and then had a rather nice pub lunch, now I have a beer and may even pour a large Cognac to go with it, so I guess this is now turning out to be a good Saturday.

*Wifey only knew that she wanted another Fiesta, I had to Promt. her on all the Specs.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:19, Reply)
She needs the model with the chauffeur,
Cos women are shit drivers.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:22, Reply)
Actually my wife is quite a good driver, I hardley ever have to shout at her or backseat drive

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:23, Reply)
Probably a man then.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:26, Reply)
hahah.....you cunt
I've missed ya, where you been at?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:27, Reply)
Well, work no longer gives me access to day time Internet apart from lunch times.
Quite enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:29, Reply)
^ what he said ^
Yep pretty much in the same boat TBH
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:29, Reply)
Although next week I'm staying away in Cardiff for a week.
Not slept in my own in like 4 years. And it looks like a shitty hotel.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:32, Reply)
You should try to meet up with SSG
I'm sure you would have a great time
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:35, Reply)
That's a good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:43, Reply)
No it's not, it's really not a good idea

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:45, Reply)
Good evening Windy Pig, good evening everyone

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:15, Reply)
Frog *nods head*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:19, Reply)
BIG FROG!
You sexy beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:23, Reply)
Be very careful what you say Wee Pee
He has a thing for Gingers
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:25, Reply)
Nah, he likes cavernous vaginas. The ginger thing is just a bonus.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:27, Reply)
Time to air this one again then
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2186928
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:29, Reply)
alright pal!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:50, Reply)
How's the weekend?
For the second time of asking.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:56, Reply)
excellent so far, nice evening last night, relaxing morning and afternoon, lots of beers tonight. it really is quite splendid.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:05, Reply)
So what present did she get you?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:32, Reply)
A weekend of Space hopper training?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:35, Reply)
Be quiet HH.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:36, Reply)
:( I am all weekdays
shouldn't you be encouraging me to be posting when I can?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:38, Reply)
No. Now shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:39, Reply)
Hey, I thought you liked me?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:40, Reply)
I don't like anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:43, Reply)
I'd never have guessed.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:43, Reply)
Fuck off saggy tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:46, Reply)
*knees in the forehead*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:47, Reply)
The amount of lardy insulation on your knees means it wouldn't hurt in the slightest.
You wrinkly haggard.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:51, Reply)
Well in that case I won't take it personal
How's tricks anyway you angry little bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:44, Reply)
Absolutely knackered. Got micro this weekend which is good.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:46, Reply)
Nice to hear
I blown an extra 7 grand today by helping my wife choose her new car.......FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:47, Reply)
Women should not be allowed to drive.
The number of dents & scrapes on my car bear testament to this. Stupid ex-wife bitch cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:50, Reply)
I mistakenly bought my ex a rally driving lesson one year.
She became an utter maniac behind the wheel after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:56, Reply)
Good mate of mine was a professional rally driver in the '80s. I've been a passenger in his 911 a couple of times. Damn he's good.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:03, Reply)
At least she didn't prang a Maserati like B3th did
She still claims that he reversed into her
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:58, Reply)
He fucking DID, you cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:06, Reply)
Chinny reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:07, Reply)
Are you saying B3th has MOAR chins
than a Chinese telephone directory?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:15, Reply)
a framed photograph of an anus (not hers)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:49, Reply)
Evenin' all
So far, so good. Could get better, might get worse.
More news as it happens.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:36, Reply)
* sits at the edge of seat*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:39, Reply)
That is a very vague answer.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:46, Reply)
Been at work today, but it's been a good one.
Back again for a few hours tomorrow, to help out with a stocktake.

It's all go here, WP.

In other news, did you do it yet?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:36, Reply)
Wait Wee Pee is still a virgin?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:37, Reply)
It's what I've heard,
that's all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:38, Reply)
He should totes dye his hair
that may help his predicament
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:40, Reply)
Nah, can't do it on valentines,
But also it's definitely time to do it, so I'm racking my brain for a romantic or nice spot tomorrow as the weather is supposed to be clear. You know, take dogs up a pretty Hill, propose at the summit looking at the view, bag of dog poo in one pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:42, Reply)
Awwww
You big gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:42, Reply)
it's been an 'alright' Saturday
Picked up some records, went round town for a bit. The geese were funny.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:42, Reply)
They probably didn't cook then right

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:49, Reply)
nah, a group of geese on one side of the Ouse were honking at another group on the opposite side
Having a shouted conversation or sutin pal innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:51, Reply)
Our dog sounds like a goose when she's happy.
It's well special.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:55, Reply)
Is she properly settled in now?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:04, Reply)
Yeah, pretty much.
Still nervous of going for walks but once she gets to wherever we're going she loves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:27, Reply)
It should totes hook up with Sportscow's gay dog and B3ths nervous lurcher on a B4sh

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:05, Reply)
There are normally too many bitches & mutts at bashes as it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:06, Reply)
So why are you piking out, again?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:08, Reply)
Got micro that weekend. Plus I see most of the B3tans I like to see quite often anyway in London - Jeff gets up here a bit. If DG & Tourettes were going I'd swap my weekend with micro, but as they're not I can't be arsed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:12, Reply)
yeah thanks mate :'(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:13, Reply)
You're in London a lot, we just haven't met yet, as I had to cancel going to the last pizza bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:14, Reply)
YES HOW CONVENIENT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:16, Reply)
I'd had some divorce legal stuff happen - wasn't exactly in the mood...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:17, Reply)
I know mate, im only kidding, completely understandable.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:18, Reply)
Admit you're just glad he didn't turn up and try to duel you to the death for the hand of Swipe

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)
HOBBIT FIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:27, Reply)
Yeah, well, fuk you too.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:19, Reply)
I'm touched.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:28, Reply)
I seem to have slept for a great deal of it.
Awake now and the missus is going out, so I'm dog sitting and trying to decide which DVD to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:54, Reply)
Anal cumslut grannies part 3.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:55, Reply)
*anal cum sluts fives"

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:55, Reply)
Is part five out yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:56, Reply)
Kickstarter

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:57, Reply)
Sadly it's not part of my collection.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:57, Reply)
Anal cum sluts 3.
Bums on ice.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:55, Reply)
Too slow motherfucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:55, Reply)
OK
drank lots of caffiene based things while sat in cafes reading. Also swam lots. I need more exciting things to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:58, Reply)
Is the flooding that bad round there then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:59, Reply)
as if the musketeers had done a strip show in the local theatre

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:01, Reply)
I've been watching the new series that the Beeb are showing on Sunday nights
I wonder what Dumas would have made of it?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:03, Reply)
dumas? This version is more dum(b) ass

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:04, Reply)
come on
someone must appreciate this lolworthy post
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:15, Reply)
Soss I was busy insulting B3th up there^
YES NICE ONE CC
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:17, Reply)
THIS IS ACCEPTABLE

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:19, Reply)
I've started reading "Flash forward" one of my wifes colleague's mum proof reads books
which then get dumped in their staff room afterwards, I knew it rang a bell it was a TV series at one point......errrrrrmmmmm should I go on?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:25, Reply)
was it nob? I didn't watch it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:30, Reply)
I loved Flas Forward.
I thought it had a lot of potential.

Plus, you know, .... Joseph Feinnes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:36, Reply)
is he hot by any chance?
I like hot men, although I seem to be devoid of them lately. Music shop man is still cute, I checked today
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:39, Reply)
what about dog hair?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:41, Reply)
that's well over

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:44, Reply)
Wasn't yesterday the anniversary of you getting dumped?
You tragic mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:42, Reply)
well I just had to spend it alternately crying
and wanking over pictures of you, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:44, Reply)
Zing

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:45, Reply)
If you'd searched online for pictures of me then you'd be an even more of a pathetic waste of oxygen than I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:49, Reply)
nob? get your mind out off the gutter
I can't really remember but everyone in the world blacked out for 2 mins at the same time and they all* had a vision of what they would be doing exactly 21 years 6 months something hours and seconds away, I'll read it but I don't think it will be the best.

*some didn't can you guess why not
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:38, Reply)
21 years away
people would have forgotten by then. Timequake by Kurt Vonnegut is almost certainly better (i just is, Vonnegut is amazing). Everyone just goes back and lives the last 10 years the same as they did before, no free will, no differing choices. It all goes to shit when they get free will again
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:42, Reply)
I could deffo do that and be happy without any free will
Well apart from one or two small things the last ten years were great
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:47, Reply)
Yeah, and fuck you too.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)
Well really :(
You dun know I love you really
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:26, Reply)
Not hot any larp in all this weather.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:00, Reply)
some of these are words

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:01, Reply)
Soz.
Is there no larp stuff on this time of year?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:03, Reply)
no :(
not even got one booked until May, admittedly there are then two in consecutive weeks, but it's a long way off
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:04, Reply)
although you've just reminded me of one in march I forgot to book

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:21, Reply)
why not larp by your self
or would taht be tragic?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:26, Reply)
Resists the strike through

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:29, Reply)
TTJ

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:32, Reply)
it just wouldn't work, obvs
I think it may be time to just make more costumes and things.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:31, Reply)
MTJ

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:32, Reply)
missed...or tried to nulify it?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:33, Reply)
gay cunt ^
alright

morning

delete as applicable
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:25, Reply)
Your account and can you also kill yourself whilst you're at it?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:27, Reply)
^absolutely this^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:29, Reply)
how was your lamb?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:32, Reply)
*inserts*
Mutton dressed up as




Swipelolz
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:34, Reply)
Quite genuinely one of the nicest meals anyone has cooked for me, just heating up the last of it now.
How's your day been?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:37, Reply)
fun but exhausting, been on toddler duty all day

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:40, Reply)
Alright Bartleby give the bent spastic his account back

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:42, Reply)
I feel your pain, having spent most of the day with ginge.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:43, Reply)
i have heard she loves a "ball pit"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:48, Reply)
She sipps from the furry cup?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:52, Reply)
^ this. Micro hardly napped & as a result has been overtired - took me ages to get her to sleep tonight.
Mind you, heroin worked well in the end - kicks Calpol's butt everytime.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:51, Reply)
mini ape has all but grown out of a regular nap
:((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:58, Reply)
secret bonus answer 3
shit off
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:31, Reply)
Go get mugged by a hapless one footed moorhen
Sup Nakers you I have missed most of all, are you keeping the fires of B3ta alight?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:33, Reply)
nah, im only really on during my commute and when I'm having a dump

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:35, Reply)
this is quite a long dump, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:35, Reply)
similar in length as the ouse
nah, mrs is out so I'm babysitting. It was this, Man of Steel or work
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:36, Reply)
30M baby 30m

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:40, Reply)
i have a new cable : )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:41, Reply)
Vince?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:43, Reply)
i have a beer,
like a grown up
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:32, Reply)
i have an old thumper, a black sheep and an abbott

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:35, Reply)
mine is black sheep
i just have one, since I have no alcohol tolerance any more
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:36, Reply)
you need MOAR practice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:37, Reply)
or new kidneys/livers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:37, Reply)
In Manchester post show thing for work.
Checking out the boozers, not been here for a while. Slowly getting pissed.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:38, Reply)
careful or jaysim might bum you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:41, Reply)
I hope you're wearing non branded leisure wear, a cap and some cheap garish gold jewellery so you fit in.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:42, Reply)
also he needs to breath through his mouths dn start fisghts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:44, Reply)
breathe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:44, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2214852
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:45, Reply)
get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:46, Reply)
He does that already, I believe he is 'Northern' so already has the open mouthed scowl as his usual facial expression.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:46, Reply)
Oh, I thought he was Kentish like you??

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:47, Reply)
No he just lives there, I think that's what he said anyway

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:49, Reply)
i dunt reckon you can trust a thing he says

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:50, Reply)
He said I had bumcanceraids when it's actually poor circulation, he's not a real doc I'm sure of it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:51, Reply)
once he's been in you he hardly bothers to maintain the lie

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:52, Reply)
There should be a support group for his victims, especially the children

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:56, Reply)
he's madferit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:44, Reply)
why do architects always wear such silly spectacles?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:46, Reply)
Probably to counteract a sight defect

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:50, Reply)

always such silly spectacles? fucking exist they are all cunts, that make silly decisions based on what they think will make them look good in front of other architects. they should be rounded up and put in Polish work camps
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:50, Reply)
bit harsh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:52, Reply)
Yep very true they should also round up the Financial advisors, gays, blacks and jews

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:54, Reply)
hey, the jews don't deserve that

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:54, Reply)
dozer is a gay, black jewish financial advisor

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:55, Reply)
none of the above

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:57, Reply)
all of the below
gay cunt, prick, clagnut
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:59, Reply)
love you too babycheeks xxx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:00, Reply)
Lolz just for the word Clagnut

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:17, Reply)
Good job he aint an Architect and all then I may really dislike him

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:57, Reply)
Pfft. Like he'd have the intelligence or ability to study for seven years at university for such a complex and challenging qualification.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:19, Reply)
every Architect I have ever met is a complete and utter twat, they have little or no grasp about what really happens in building
they rely on structural engineers and builders to say to them "stop being so fucking stupid" then I have to go through the plans and die a little more each time, thinking WTF
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:26, Reply)
They have 'vision' though, apparently

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:28, Reply)
you should watch this program about Foster, Rogers, Hopkins and Grimshaw then
you'd like it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:52, Reply)
we should just guess how buildings fit together
that would be much better
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:52, Reply)
Could you not build a lego house at the age of 4?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:55, Reply)
i built a communist dictatorship at that age
and commanded my minions to build for me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:59, Reply)
mini larp^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:00, Reply)
*likes*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:02, Reply)
that Kat Dennings bird is a dirty bit of stuff innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:47, Reply)
She looks like Marilyn Manson.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:52, Reply)
she has great tits

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:53, Reply)
so does marilyn manson
he keeps his in jar of formadahyde
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:54, Reply)
I liked Marilyn Manson when all they'd released was Portrait of an American Family
And they were essentially a Trent Reznor pet project.

Cut me some slack, I was only fifteen.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:56, Reply)
in your sordid imagination, perhaps

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:55, Reply)
nah m8, you can just tell innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:57, Reply)
christ have you seen how big Kazakhstan is?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:57, Reply)
it's the size of a country innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:58, Reply)
Who is he and why are you looking at his knob?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:58, Reply)
boxer and i was curious

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:59, Reply)
Stop looking at dogs cocks!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:01, Reply)
BBC 3 are doinga documentary 'is amanda knox guilty?'
that'll be well thought through and insightful then
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:01, Reply)
BBC3 is for pricks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:02, Reply)
it's for teenage pricks, I can'tt believe the bbc waste my money on it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:02, Reply)
you should withold your telly tax in protest

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:03, Reply)
perhaps it pays for
obscure bbc4 documentaries. If so, I am suddenly all for it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:04, Reply)
You should see what they're doing with CBBC and CBeebies then!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:04, Reply)
Must be on 24 hours a day in your gaff then

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:03, Reply)
hey man, stop cyber bullying me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:04, Reply)
I will when you stop being a cyber prick *smyles*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:05, Reply)
ooh you horrible bully

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:08, Reply)
No this is just 'forum banter'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:13, Reply)
on a comedy website

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:14, Reply)
I think it's definitely a website

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:15, Reply)
I think it's on the internet somewhere

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:24, Reply)
Oh, I don't use the internet because it's a breeding ground for paedos and cyber bullies

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:26, Reply)
I have never accessed the internet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:28, Reply)
That's because you're already a paedo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:29, Reply)
hey, those allegations were never proved

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:30, Reply)

BBC3 is for s

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:04, Reply)
strikethrough failure

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:05, Reply)
A bit like YOUN FACE

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:10, Reply)
^ cyber bully ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:11, Reply)
bbc3 still exists, eh?
isn't it just a channel to weed out arseholes?

I've run out of interesting bbc 4 documentaries on obscure subjects :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:03, Reply)
well, it's weeded out nakers innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:04, Reply)
it was an advert prick lord

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:05, Reply)
tell it to the judge eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:06, Reply)
Battered?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:07, Reply)
he's the dipsoking of Off Topic

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:10, Reply)

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