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Monday yay!It's grey and cold and drizzly and Monday! Brilliant!
Shit off
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 7:36,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Yeah, well I have black and red striped socks on so it ent all bad(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 7:40,
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Grey and orange for meMorning frog, I went to a farm yesterday and I held a baby chicken
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 7:51,
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Nice combo, I'm planning on mustard yellow and turquoise tomorrow.Once I rode on an elephant at Howletts Zoo.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 7:53,
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I like elephants, seeing them in the wild was incredibleEspecially when I opened the flap of our "tent" to come face to face with one. How it tiptoed up I'll never know
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 7:55,
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id like to see some wild animals, i really want to see whales.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 7:56,
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I saw Sperm whales in New Zealand which was pretty coolOften it's hard to see much though, depends how frisky they all are.
I'd like to see gorillas
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:01,
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I went out on a boat for hours in iceland and all I saw was some puffins and a man being sick a lot and it was freezing(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:03,
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Young fish are refered to as fingerlingswhich explains many things
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People who add superfluous apostrophes are mentally deficient(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:08,
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non striped socks are for dull and weak spirited men(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:12,
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They are for people who dont need to make up for the chronic lack of personality (, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:13, Reply)
Actually thats sounds nastier than I meantHey lets start over...
Morning Froggles, Hey Nice socks
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They are for the bold and the brave, the debonair and the dandy.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:14,
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if you are a man who truly believes people express personality or lack thereof through sock choice, I pity you(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:15,
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You'd need a chronic lack of personailty to equate socks to personailty in the first place.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:41,
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alroghtI picked up those David Axelrod records on Saturday. Frog would like the track The Human Abstract.
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Can't believe people "surf" the information super highway just to cyber bully(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:15,
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thats why I dont go "on the line" anymore(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:16,
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i nearly did but i put the chap in contact with some children so i got left alone(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:21,
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MorningI've had a bacon and egg bap for breakfast, which was nice.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:28,
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Yo giving a shout out to my fellow striped sock bredren(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:38,
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Everybody say when you hear the callYou've got to get it under way
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:41,
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If it helps, I'm wearing vegetarian shoes(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:55,
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You love my hairy face(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:15,
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Mornin' allI am not going back to work until Thursday. I fully intend to do sod all for the duration except fuck about on the internet and eat my body weight in snacks.
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trauma of the weekend: i failed to grab a drunk man and thought he'd fallen to his death on the tube tracksbut fortunately he was just a bit fried.
highlight of the weekend: I went running and my new asics are fucking amazing, I felt like zebedee
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:49,
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why? because i have good new trainers and they are all supportive and nice?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:09,
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Don't lie on the internet, that incident was not at the weekend HTH x(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:02,
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sorry but thu night IS THE START OF THE WEEKEND(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:08,
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Does that mean I don't have to go to work on Fridays?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:10,
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i'm not the boss of youdo what you like, hon
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:11,
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Might have Wednesday off instead thenBreak the week up, y'know?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:15,
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CourseThey shit themselves if I'm not around.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:14,
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Yes I love starting the weekend with going to work for a whole day(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:11,
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So he fell onto the tracks but didn't die?Skillz
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:43,
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you probably buy fictitious mrsdozerpants with pictures of feet on them.
and then "accidentally" wear them yourself when you "run out of washing" or dress up as fictitious mrsdozer and preen in front of the mirror with your tiny nob tucked between your legs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:18,
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'preen in front of the mirror with your tiny nob tucked between your legs'So, that's not considered normal then?
Just asking. No agenda. Nope.
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100th reply to celebrate 2 hours at work! Well done me!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:28,
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It's gonna be another good one!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:32,
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Early reports suggest it is going to be a FANTASTIC day!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:34,
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And this is fully an hour and a half before jase starts work!The only way is up, froggy
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:36,
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in all the excitement i had forgotten all about jaysumboy oh boy i cant wait
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:38,
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Yazz's less successzzzzz.........(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:43,
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No, it's not, it's going to be "bent"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:41,
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*spots v funny joke*It will be now YOU are here...
*seems to have missed v funny joke*
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So close Bonz. So close you could almost smell it.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:48,
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is that because you've lost all sphincter control?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:58,
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