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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nothing yet. It's only 17/02.
The year hasn't got going.

Alt: Where to start? A big fatty, garlicky fire cooked steak and dolphin nose pots.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:18, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I'm imagining dolphins swimming about with flower pots on their beaks.
totes adorbz
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:19, Reply)
The French would eat that.
They eat anything that moves.

I have all day to myself, my boss is out, I just got paid and I haven't had a drink all weekend. Today could get messy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:23, Reply)
I'm having a day off the drink.
My liver is on the verge of total shutdown.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Busy weekend?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Busy month.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:26, Reply)
I have scaling things back quite a bit
and I feel better for it.

It's the binge drinking that's a killer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:27, Reply)
I believe this is known as 'shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:29, Reply)
I'm trying to keep the weeks dry, but there's been a lot of stuff going on lately.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Gay.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Amateur.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:30, Reply)
If I go up a waistband, it'll mean my waist measurement will be larger than my inside leg
and I'm pretty sure that's the point where you're officially fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:32, Reply)
not really.
depends on your build, dunnit?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:33, Reply)
No.
If your waistband is larger than your inside leg, you're fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:35, Reply)
I can think of quite a few professional sportsmen who would argue that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:36, Reply)
They would be wrong.
The stupid, fat cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:38, Reply)
Man, I'd pay money to watch you say that to James Haskell or James Thompson.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:43, Reply)
They'd be pissed off, but I'd be able to outrun them
on account of not being a useless lump of lard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Haskell can run 60 m in less than 7 seconds. Good luck there, chief.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Then, by simple logic, I must be capable of doing it in less than 5
since I'm not dragging all that fat around.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:51, Reply)
Very muscular guys like them usually have quite small waists.
I know a guy who is 19 stone and has a 28 inch waist.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:47, Reply)
Those two don't. They aren't fat.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Exactly, so their waist band might be smaller than their inside leg. Especially Haskel, he's like 8 foot tall

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Yeah they are.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:51, Reply)
Darts players?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:38, Reply)
wasn't there a study recently that said you're ok so long as your waist is less than half your height?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Depends on your build.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:44, Reply)
So I'm fine but you're fucked?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:48, Reply)
pfffffft

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:48, Reply)
I can't see how
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be longer than you are wide.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)
^^voice of reason

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:38, Reply)
unless you have about a 200" waist
you're going to be longer that you are wide, tangles.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:45, Reply)
he doesn't even have a 200mm waist
never mind anything below it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Tangles is 16.6' tall?????

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:49, Reply)
only when he stands next to battered

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Your waist is measured around. It's more or less a circumference.
So, someone with at 200" waist is about 68" inches wide. Or 5'8"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:07, Reply)
And fat.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Are you channeling Gonz's spelling now?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:22, Reply)
I could try but don't really have the imagination.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Doffinwahz

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:26, Reply)
fwah gwah is how it shall be spelled, now and forever more

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Dauphinoise are overrated. I prefer rosemary sauted spuds with a steak.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Sorry there are only 3 types of potato
Chipped
Mashed
Roasted.

You may pick one of these
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:24, Reply)
I like to have a little known potato based dish called 'chips' with a steak

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:24, Reply)
TGGI^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:26, Reply)
I tell you a dish I've discovered that you'd love, it's called 'crisps'
Comes in all sorts of flavours and all.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:29, Reply)
I ordered a 'meal' in a pub once that was supposed to come with 'warm potato slices'
HOT CRISPS
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:30, Reply)
yeah right
like they let you eat out in public
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:35, Reply)
it was years ago when i was relatively normal
and didn't have a tag along ranga spastic with me
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:36, Reply)
That's because you're not tall enough.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:24, Reply)
ignore them
dauph pots are excellent
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:34, Reply)

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