Anyone who is stupid enough not to at least question their parents beliefs is a moron. So a racist is to blame for their own beliefs.
Alt. Dunno, don't care
AltAlt CONTROVERSIAL BREAKFAST OPINION! Bacon is overrated, a good quality sausage wins. That with eggs and hogs pudding please.
( Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:36, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

As someone who hasn't eaten bacon in around 25 years*, as far as I can tell its main appeal lies in the smell.


*and clearly this makes mine a highly valid opinion.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:40, Reply)

I don't think it's possible to limit a good breakfast to only three items. I need fried bread. I need sausages. I need mushrooms. I need hogs pudding. I need bubble & squeak. I need grilled tomatoes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:42, Reply)

you need a kick in the cock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:45, Reply)

Fuck off you fat ginger cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:46, Reply)

I'll do it if you like? I'll wear stilettos and everything

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:48, Reply)

Seriously? You'll fuck off? Promise?

( Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:49, Reply)

NEVER
you'd miss me too much
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Oh Battered, this is terrible.
You forgot psycho
( Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:48, Reply)

Sorry PJ.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:56, Reply)

You've let the rugby club down.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:06, Reply)

^^this
3 items or less can go on a large bread roll, a plate needs more.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:48, Reply)

fewer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:49, Reply)

no, more

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:51, Reply)

This is very true.
This is my favourite breakfast at the moment....

Jack's Breakfast
2 rashers of bacon, 2 sausages, 2 eggs, mushrooms, hog's pudding, hash browns, grilled tomato, fried bread and baked beans, all served with toast, butter and preserves
( Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:50, Reply)

mushrooms on toast are the only edible things in that list
and even then, they are better in a salad than fried
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:54, Reply)

what no:

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:57, Reply)

Sounds good. Not a fan of hash browns particularly - I'd swap for bubble & squeak if possible.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:57, Reply)

I dunno
theres a café round here that does fantastic hash browns they are more of a rosti (sp) than those vile triangle things that shit places sell
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:58, Reply)

unfortunately PJ a lot of people arent that bright
it is often easier to assume the characteristics of your family etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:57, Reply)

Is that white pudding?
Bit fucking good, if so.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:26, Reply)