god I cannot bear that man
i'd love to see him slip on a banana skin and end up in court. eg all his preaching about the human rights act and how amazingly important it is. meanwhile his wife mysteriously specialises in it and makes a fortune..... hmmmmm......

I would never steal, to the extent that I even point out when restaurants have forgotten a drink or something on the bill. I would never cheat on anyone. I would never hurt an animal.

alt: my ex used to call me Rebekah because of the hair. cunt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:36, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Why the fuck did you just admit that about the hair?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)

you know what I look like, fb pal
you know he was talking bollocks!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I do indeed
It is just good ammo on here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Being ginger ONLINE is much better than IRL. SHE SHOULD CONSIDER HERSELF LUCKY!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

OK so what you're saying is that loads of people think you're ginger and they're ALL wrong?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)

They are not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Talking bollocks would be ace

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)

"I'm not going in THERE!"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

"OW! OW! OW! OW!"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

would you kick a cockroach?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)

^euphamism ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)

+ in the cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

fuck no
i'd run screaming
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

He does sincerity very well.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

haha! ginger corkscrew head!
Danny Alexander in a dress!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

You kill spiders

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)

When I started reading this I thought you were talking about Battered.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)