I don't personally.
I do like drag though, if it's done right it can be an art form. otherwise it's just a man in a dress.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:26, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

and you can make a good wage in a pair of heels.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:26, Reply)

what's art about that?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:26, Reply)

He means "art" in the northern sense, you know, the sort of stuff we put ironically in a downstairs bathroom, or a porcelain dog.
Not the proper southern art thing.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)

The shading and the contouring of the face make up to create the illusion of a woman.
Also, the work that goes into clothing and miming badly to a Cher song.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Ruined by the fact that his thighs are too short and his torso is too long and his legs are too hairy and he talks like a man and his hands are too big and

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:31, Reply)

and the penis.
Sometimes the testicles, but mostly the penis.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:32, Reply)

I heard it was normally clenched between the buttocks to stop it dangling down below the hem

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Oh right. You "heard".

( Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Doesn't work for me, I'm not long enough :'((((

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:36, Reply)

I'm under no illusion they are men dressed up as birds with garish make up on.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:32, Reply)

Doesn't it usually create the illusion of a man in an ill-fitting dress failing to look like a woman?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:32, Reply)

not in the philippines
their male miss world contestants are impossible to distinguish from women. I guess it's the smooth skin and the fact that they are quite petite compared to ropey western drag queens.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:36, Reply)

and the fact *they* all look the same

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Do philipino birds' fannies go sideways as well?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:38, Reply)

they're all chinese really, so yeah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Shit ones do, aye.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Why do they think going to Sainsbury's like that is a good idea?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:37, Reply)

funny innit.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Tenuously related to this...
I saw on facebook this morning that a guy I was at college with has announced to the world that he has a girlfriend (as far as I can tell, for the first time, like ever).
She looks like baldmonkey in drag.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Poor lamb.
Let's hope at least one of them is sterile.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:40, Reply)

They could only have ugly kids - he looked like Ram Man from He-Man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:45, Reply)

that can't be a good look

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:41, Reply)

"dah-ling i'm more of a woman than you'll ever be
and more of a man than you'll ever have"

quick drag queen retorts are priceless
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)