Well, lets see
Works in IT - hmmm
Drinks Peroni - check
Has at least one shed - check
Isn't Rory - check

Sounds a reasonable egg to me.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:26, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Drinking Peroni is a key sign of a wanker.
At least regular lagers drinkers aren't pretending that they're drinking anything other than cold piss, chemicals and burps.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)

I quite like Peroni aktually
and I'm a diehard real ale drinker

If you want chemicals, try Stella or Kronenburg, either tastes like the bottom of a cleaners bleach bucket. After they've mopped out the gents at an old folks home.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:33, Reply)

I really cant drink 4% lagers any more
They taste of fuck all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)

^^this
starting to find the same with bitters too.

That Thwaites Wainright, for example, might as well be Carling.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:41, Reply)

I rarely drink lager at home
Its normally beer - Adnams or Theakstons
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Me too
Got some Brains craft beer cheap in Morrison's last night so trying that later.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:48, Reply)

Tesco IPA is really nice, over 5% and cheap as fuck

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:49, Reply)

1698 is my current fave
tasty, and 3 for a fiver in Asda. Booths want nearly £2.50 a bottle for it!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:00, Reply)

really?
Better than say ferret or GK?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:01, Reply)

I really like it
They had it for £1 a bottle in our local Tesco the other week. I bought as much as I could carry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:06, Reply)

It's a good price for what is a relabelled version of another brewery's product (Shepherd Neame?), which they'd usually charge up to two quid for

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:13, Reply)

Marston's, apparently.
Slightly different version of their IPA but not as strong as Old Empire or Double Drop.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Try the Table Beer that these lovely people do:
www.thekernelbrewery.com/
Only 3% but chock full of hops and tastes yummy.
You can drink it instead of water.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)

^^^^incipient drink problem

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:01, Reply)

yup
so many beers, not enough spare time
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)

^^^^Incipient drink problem

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:01, Reply)

3.5/4

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:31, Reply)

no eggs on my twitter - real ava only

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:35, Reply)

^ been stalkin'

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:54, Reply)