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Alright Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.).(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:29,
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That sounds rather wonderfully sinister and threatening.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:35,
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take the word 'vagabond', like a sample, repeat it really quickly in a crew for example(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:36, Reply)
"in a crew"?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:40,
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the officer has the right to arrest and if you fight back he puts a hole in ya chest(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Bloody pigs.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:44,
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Best of all the German breads(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:50,
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Shall I do some work?I *might* do some work
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:31,
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On a Friday afternoon?Fack off
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:32,
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Well I haven't done anything of note all day, I thought it might be nice(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:33,
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I've been doing lots of reading(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:33,
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this is common when spending a lot of time in the company of vegetariansyou make up the meat deficit in between
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heyI bought him a fucking massive burrito with half a pulled pig in it last night!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:51,
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alright tangledupinbluewhat does this weekend bring?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:37,
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Tonight brings some getting stoned with some gentleman friends and eating curryTomorrow brings fun with the littlest tangle and various domestic duties.
What about you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:39,
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Almost exactly the same in fact!Adding in a liberal amount of guitaring I expect. Since I got my new Les Paaul I've been referring to it as "Les'ing off". My contunal use of this phrase has [not] gone down well with my missus. No sense of humour some people.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:43,
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Humourless cow.The sooner you bin her and move me in the better for all concerned really.
I've barely touched a guitar in ages. Been playing the piano more, recently.
Until one of the kids complain and tell me to shut up.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:50,
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I've had a Bounty and a brewAll is good, though I missed pub o'clock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:37,
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I am, yesHow about you, good sir?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:41,
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yer, off to Leeds for a curry in a bitGot David Axelrod playing on mi stereo.
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Is Leeds good curry territory?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:51,
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Do you know what's really not funny?'Funny' amazon reviews.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:40,
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I find it mildly irritating that I always have to sing his username in a Louis Prima voice(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:42,
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I knowI often wonder what "mrs dozer" makes of it all
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:45,
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what an unpleasant euphemism for your arse(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:51,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBZs_Py-1_0
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:55,
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is that the gay bar video by any chance?*has not clicked*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:58,
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NopeRusty Cage - Soundgarden
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:59,
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That was NIN you twat.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:02,
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I thought it was Nick Cave(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:06,
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no youn are(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:06,
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Alright, "Tom Petty".(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:13,
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Because he can't recognise a stupid joke(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:06,
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it's almost as if he's a thick bender with no idea about anything outside of eurocheese and Dave Pearce's Trance Anthems.(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:09, Reply)
I wish I could be a music snob just like you.Ever decreasing arguments.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:16,
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I thought it was a joke relating to "Hurt"(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:09,
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it was, as vaggers knows, and I know.Plus, the nine inch nails original is the better version. Johnny should have covered Closer instead.
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oh manI was so sure it was going to be that bit of the video with the gerbil running up the tube...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:03,
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good johnny cash 'troll', you snared a brace of twits(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:06,
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i dunno frog, i'm a big fan of American era Johnny Cash and jaysum is a dim bender with a liking of trance, who do you think knows what they're talkin aboot?(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:08, Reply)
He's a prick - we should kill him.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:51,
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I did like them movie posters done up with 1 star reviews.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:58,
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I had a couple of pints of adnam's now I'm sleepy and don't wanna work(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:56,
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I'm loving Broadside at the moment(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:59,
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They are all great, my father I law has 1 shareSo goes to the AGM every year for a piss up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:00,
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I gave YM a broadside last night from my cum cannon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:04,
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alright lokesyI obtained a Glenfarclas 15 last night, it's lovely, but not a session whisky.
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NiceGoing to try a couple more round the pub before my next purchase I think.
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deffers check out Naked Grouse and Bruichladdich.The Glenfarclas 10 is superb, only 30 quid or so.
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that drummer what worked with David Axelrod was alrightHe sounds like DJ Shadow.
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