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	Alright Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.).
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:29,
	
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	alright Just a vagabond
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:30,
	
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	Christ, is it that time already?
 	*checks watch*
*shakes watch*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:31,
	
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	alright localboy
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:32,
	
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	yer
 	not long to go
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:33,
	
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	innit
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:34,
	
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	That sounds rather wonderfully sinister and threatening.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:35,
	
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	take the word 'vagabond', like a sample, repeat it really quickly in a crew for example
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:36,
	
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	"in a crew"?
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:40,
	
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	the officer has the right to arrest and if you fight back he puts a hole in ya chest
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:43,
	
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	Bloody pigs.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:44,
	
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	there can never really be justice in stolen land
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:46,
	
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	Best of all the German breads
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:50,
	
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	Shall I do some work?
 	I *might* do some work
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:31,
	
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	On a Friday afternoon?
 	Fack off
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:32,
	
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	Well I haven't done anything of note all day, I thought it might be nice
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:33,
	
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	I've been doing lots of reading
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:33,
	
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	I have been eating a lot of food.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:34,
	
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	this is common when spending a lot of time in the company of vegetarians
 	you make up the meat deficit in between
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:36,
	
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	hey
 	I bought him a fucking massive burrito with half a pulled pig in it last night!
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:51,
	
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	You paid for a threesome with a fat donkey?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:53,
	
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	she IS the fat donkey
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:01,
	
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	alright tangledupinblue
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:33,
	
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	alright P-Do
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:34,
	
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	alright tangledupinblue
 	what does this weekend bring?
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:37,
	
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	Tonight brings some getting stoned with some gentleman friends and eating curry
 	Tomorrow brings fun with the littlest tangle and various domestic duties.
What about you?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:39,
	
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	Almost exactly the same in fact!
 	Adding in a liberal amount of guitaring I expect. Since I got my new Les Paaul I've been referring to it as "Les'ing off". My contunal use of this phrase has [not] gone down well with my missus. No sense of humour some people.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:43,
	
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	Humourless cow.
 	The sooner you bin her and move me in the better for all concerned really.
I've barely touched a guitar in ages. Been playing the piano more, recently.
Until one of the kids complain and tell me to shut up.
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	DONT BIN ME!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:56,
	
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	I'm packing my bags as we speak x
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:03,
	
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	alright Frog!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:33,
	
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	Classic DOZ-ONE!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:33,
	
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	check de sound of de boom bap
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:34,
	
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	I've had a Bounty and a brew
 	All is good, though I missed pub o'clock
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:37,
	
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	alright sportscow
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:41,
	
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	I am, yes
 	How about you, good sir?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:41,
	
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	yer, off to Leeds for a curry in a bit
 	Got David Axelrod playing on mi stereo.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:44,
	
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	Is Leeds good curry territory?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:51,
	
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	yes
 	Loads of pakis there innit.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:00,
	
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	Do you know what's really not funny?
 	'Funny' amazon reviews.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:40,
	
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	this^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:41,
	
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	also, b3ta 'contributor' Just a vagabond.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:41,
	
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	I find it mildly irritating that I always have to sing his username in a Louis Prima voice
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:42,
	
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	I always gasp your username at the moment of orgasm.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:44,
	
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	I know
 	I often wonder what "mrs dozer" makes of it all
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:45,
	
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	She just scurries about in her cage.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:46,
	
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	what an unpleasant euphemism for your arse
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:51,
	
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 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBZs_Py-1_0
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:55,
	
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	is that the gay bar video by any chance?
 	*has not clicked*
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:58,
	
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	Nope
 	Rusty Cage - Soundgarden
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:59,
	
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	I prefer the Johnny Cash version
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:00,
	
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	That was NIN you twat.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:02,
	
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	no, it was U2
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:02,
	
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	I thought it was Nick Cave
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:06,
	
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	nah, Tom Petty innit
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:06,
	
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	no youn are
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:06,
	
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	I'm not going to back down here.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:11,
	
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	Alright, "Tom Petty".
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:13,
	
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	alright
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:14,
	
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	Even I facepalmed here.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:05,
	
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	why didst thou facepalm?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:05,
	
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	Johnny Cash covered Rusty Cage on American 2.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:06,
	
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	Because he can't recognise a stupid joke
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:06,
	
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	Pipe down.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:09,
	
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	it's almost as if he's a thick bender with no idea about anything outside of eurocheese and Dave Pearce's Trance Anthems.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:09,
	
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	I wish I could be a music snob just like you.
 	Ever decreasing arguments.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:16,
	
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	you have no taste, therefore cannot be a snob.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:17,
	
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	I thought it was a joke relating to "Hurt"
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:09,
	
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	it was, as vaggers knows, and I know.
 	Plus, the nine inch nails original is the better version. Johnny should have covered Closer instead.
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	oh man
 	I was so sure it was going to be that bit of the video with the gerbil running up the tube...
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:03,
	
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	this obsession with gerbilling is just weird
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:05,
	
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	good johnny cash 'troll', you snared a brace of twits
 	
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	i dunno frog, i'm a big fan of American era Johnny Cash and jaysum is a dim bender with a liking of trance, who do you think knows what they're talkin aboot?
 	
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	Reginald Donkeyfuck
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:12,
	
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	he knows the word on the street
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:13,
	
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	"SLOW"
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:16,
	
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	He's a prick - we should kill him.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:51,
	
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	I did like them movie posters done up with 1 star reviews.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:58,
	
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	alright.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:51,
	
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	GeordieJay fingers kids
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:00,
	
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	Only yours
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:05,
	
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	I had a couple of pints of adnam's now I'm sleepy and don't wanna work
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:56,
	
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	Which Adnams?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:57,
	
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	Explorer
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:58,
	
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	I'm loving Broadside at the moment
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:59,
	
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	They are all great, my father I law has 1 share
 	So goes to the AGM every year for a piss up
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:00,
	
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	I gave YM a broadside last night from my cum cannon
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:04,
	
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	Was it a stern chaser?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:06,
	
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	You SO wanted to post this didn't you?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:17,
	
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	Does Frog know?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:04,
	
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	alright lokesy
 	I obtained a Glenfarclas 15 last night, it's lovely, but not a session whisky.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:13,
	
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	Nice
 	Going to try a couple more round the pub before my next purchase I think.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:15,
	
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	deffers check out Naked Grouse and Bruichladdich.
 	The Glenfarclas 10 is superb, only 30 quid or so.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:18,
	
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	Tony
 	
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	that drummer what worked with David Axelrod was alright
 	He sounds like DJ Shadow.
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	Technically a Gladiator
 	
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