this is exactly what frog says
granted mine is a fairly big room, with high ceilings that mean an extra row of cupboards, but half of it is the dining area, so they're not fitting out the entire thing. which makes it an average sized kitchen. robbing fuckers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:18, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Is this from that twit that came round when I was there?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:21, Reply)

poor man! i think he's sweet
deluded but sweet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:24, Reply)

He WILL have given you a ludicrous price because you are a fucking idiot.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:25, Reply)

I'd certainly charge extra for that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:32, Reply)

She's a salesman's dream, what those of us who have worked in sales call a 'mug'.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:34, Reply)

that's because i smile sweetly and hand him over to my dad
who has been known to make grown men cry when he "negotiates".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:35, Reply)

Mrs Cow has these negotiation SKILLZ

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:35, Reply)

when my parents had the garden redesigned, my mother had to leave the room
I inherited her softasshite, not my dad's hardass, sadly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:36, Reply)

My first raised bed in the garden is now complete
Off into town to buy seeds to plant now. Kids want those purple carrots
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:39, Reply)

YEW TREE!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Nakers and Bartleby just pricked up their ears

( Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Is that how she negotiated you into marriage and two calves?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)

Probably

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:38, Reply)

It's because you say stupid things and indicate that they have to do next to nothing to make a sale.
It prolongs the process and getting 'daddy' to 'negotiate' more than likely will not result in the lowest price you could have achieved by being open in the first place.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:39, Reply)

IT'S CALLED BEING POLITE
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WOULD KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:41, Reply)

YEAH WHAT WOULD I KNOW I ONLY SOLD KITCHENS FOR 3 YEARS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:42, Reply)

Polite does not equal cheaper

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:44, Reply)

he lets the door slam in my face and then farts in it :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:48, Reply)

I used to be one of them.
Now it's very rare anyone gets an upsell out of me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:35, Reply)

Solid wood unit/granite is expensive

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:26, Reply)

i definitely want solid wood and granite
and I definitely want decent appliances.

but they should still give them to me for free. or something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:34, Reply)