alt: i would banish cheapskates and rude people
and cyclists (actually they would be covered by both categories above)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:18, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Let it go, chompy and CQ are long gone

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:19, Reply)

pffffft, he said off the planet, not off here
you know the kind of twat that turns up to a party empty-handed, claiming that there was nowhere open selling wine, or they left it at home, or a fox ran off with it. or who turns up with a half-swigged bottle of red wine, as some twat's mate once did to me - "thanks, you really shouldn't have".

although interesting that you considered both of them to be cheapskates...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:22, Reply)

This is known as 'doing a Light in Chains'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)

I'm pretty sure he stood his round the last time we were in Brizzle.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:25, Reply)

He has mentioned it at least 200 times

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:25, Reply)

there's worse than him
he has bought me drinks and he has paid his way in restaurants. some people don't think that they have to do this.

(I am talking about people everywhere, not on here)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)

\o/

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:48, Reply)

They can have tap water and maybe a nibble on the party favours but NO MORE!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Cheapskates?
Like, the sort of people who begrudge paying for a kitchen?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:21, Reply)

i do really
I think they should give it to me for FREE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Offer to let them feature it in their brochure / on their website.
Should be good for a fairly decent reduction.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)

So, me then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:22, Reply)