Chicks dig guys with harps

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:47, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It goes both ways - I'd fuck Joanna Newsom

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)

The word you are looking for is 'pluck'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Cor!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

pluck play like a French horn
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

That Vanessa Mae who did the snow Olympics. Is that the same one who dun violin?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Yep
Hence she was shit at skiing

I'd like to do downhill slalom on her though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Banter
Wonder what made her do that? Bit of a leap from Jools Holland
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:54, Reply)

No idea

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Well can you contact her manager and find out?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

He said, and I quote
"Fuck off you weird cunt. Don't ring this number again or I'll find you and gut you"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

How strange he said something similar to me when I contacted him about having a go on her a few years back
Definitely something weird going on here, sporto.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:00, Reply)

I might ring back tomorrow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:05, Reply)

Definitely
You need to show this prick that you're not going to be fobbed off that easily.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:08, Reply)

TBF she was fucking brilliant at sking
just not as good as the people who do it all day, She should have played the fiddle all the way down and then turned to the rest of the plank users and shouted "fucking follow that pricks" then walked
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I would have gave her at least a 7

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:09, Reply)

It's almost cute how close to English the Geordie dialect is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:10, Reply)

Gan canny pet, ah've nee ideea what ya on aboot.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Divvent tark wet man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:17, Reply)

haha yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:17, Reply)