DID SOMEONE SAY TRAINS?!?!?!?!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:28, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Yeah Baby!
I have a seat, I might have a snooze, but I get scared I'll snore or dribble
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:29, Reply)

mine is late which means the late cunts will try and nick my seat again
I have aligned myself with where the door stops and am glaring at people.

Updates to follow.....
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:32, Reply)

Yeah I do that in the morning, gotta know the right place to stand

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:35, Reply)

train arriving in two minutes......
Its fucking ON!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:37, Reply)

I have my seat! FROG WINS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)

\o/
Now cross your webbed fingers for no preggos wearing badges.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)

I have spread all my stuff out so people feel awkward about asking me to move it so they can sit down

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)

a fat cunt sat on my bag I have called him a prick
He looks unhappy
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:43, Reply)

he has moved

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:43, Reply)

GOOD!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:44, Reply)

Not without some considerable effort and an oxygen tank I assume

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:46, Reply)

Deep down fat people are unhappy cos they know what disgusting beasts they are
The jolly thing is a cover
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:44, Reply)

its okay as im getting a new bag tomorrow! !!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:45, Reply)

That one must smell of fat person sweat now :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:47, Reply)

it is ruined now!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)

i might sell it for voddie money
rather than giving it to you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:48, Reply)

well thats not very nice. I got you flowers and everything!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:51, Reply)

Carnations should impress her alright

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)

hey stop disrespecting me
I know what swipes like, I know what they want
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)

She is northern so clearly has low expectations
A 3 day old bunch of carnations should get her frothing at the clopper in no time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:03, Reply)

Nah. A pint of Flowers it was.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)

four cans for a fiver. I drank three.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:09, Reply)

my very first pub job (in the pub where frank drank, i most probably served him, weirdly enough)
someone asked if we sold flowers. I blinked at him for a bit, and then said bemusedly that a gypsy came in selling roses from time to time.......

took a while to live that one down :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:12, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)

i was 18!
i'd never heard of pikey brands of bitter
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)

18 YEARS AGO! !!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:21, Reply)

I once had a similar thing.
A mate suggested a bar on Grey Street because they do good pitchers, I was bemused why anyone would go to a bar just to have their photo taken.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:44, Reply)