I wear them to the gym
after a couple of friends said they wouldn't invite me out again if I kept wearing them to the pub.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:48, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Why would you wear them anywhere?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:49, Reply)

^^ this ^^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Because cunt.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:53, Reply)

^ this ^
with individual toe holes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 10:57, Reply)

They're very good for running

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:00, Reply)

or an alternative explanation might be

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:01, Reply)

I think this answers all questions

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Better than non-spacker proper running shoes?
You know, like normal people wear?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Yes.
If you subscribe to the theory behind it, that is. Which seems to have some science to it. Massively padded running shoes increase joint problems rather than reduce them since your legs and feet have evolved to run without it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:05, Reply)

I wish somebody would tell my feet that
as whenever I run without shoes, my feet hurt. In fact walking isn't so great, either.

In fact, fuck science.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:06, Reply)

It's possible you're just shit at running

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:07, Reply)

He's French
He's good at running away
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:09, Reply)

They even turned it into a sport
and called it "parkour" so no one would notice.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:11, Reply)

It's entirely possible, yes.
But stones and thistles and scorpions etc.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:12, Reply)

Blimey, Guildford has changed a bit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:12, Reply)

credit crunch, broken britain, tube strikes
youth unemployment, floods.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:16, Reply)

*Didn't start the fire*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:17, Reply)

*end of the world as we know it*
*gets correct reference*
( Kroney, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:19, Reply)

LEONARD BERNSTEIN

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)

And Trevor Francis track suits
From a mush in Shepherds Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:20, Reply)

*fallls through bar*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)

*feels fine*

( Kroney, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:24, Reply)