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	 Stupid Bets
	Stupid Bets
 	Have you ever been part of one?  Did you win or lose?  What were the stakes?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:12,
	
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	 Currently trying to arrange one with a housemate
	Currently trying to arrange one with a housemate
 	The bellend bought himself a Man Utd onesie, so I've said that if Liverpool finish above them this season, he has to wear a Liverpool one for a day, and if they finish above us, I'll wear his for a day.
He's still refusing, the wuss.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:16,
	
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	 ha!
	ha!
 	I like it.  We did a Strip for Shelter thing the other year and said we'd wear the opposition strips next time if it raised more money.
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:19,
	
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	 Bit gay
	Bit gay
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:33,
	
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	 a bit?
	a bit?
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:36,
	
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	 Football strip
	Football strip
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:46,
	
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	 Kinky
	Kinky
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:47,
	
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	 And one time, at Football Camp....
	And one time, at Football Camp....
 	Not being a twat, you're safe and all that, but I really don't get the whole "I'M BLAH BLAH 'TILL I DIE" stuff.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:50,
	
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	 Betting is for pricks
	Betting is for pricks
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:19,
	
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	 ^ loser ^
	^ loser ^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:20,
	
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	 I'm going back into the last thread
	I'm going back into the last thread
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:23,
	
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	 Wicksy off Eastenders said Every Loser Wins.
	Wicksy off Eastenders said Every Loser Wins.
 	My Mam had it on vinyl :(
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:32,
	
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	 My mate Lee looks exactly like him
	My mate Lee looks exactly like him
 	Hence his nickname being Heartbeat
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:34,
	
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	 I bet he loves that!
	I bet he loves that!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:37,
	
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	 He lives in Wythenshawe now
	He lives in Wythenshawe now
 	His nickname is the least of his worries
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:38,
	
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	 But only once the dream begins.
	But only once the dream begins.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:59,
	
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	 Gambling's for fools
	Gambling's for fools
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:24,
	
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	 I don't want to live forever
	I don't want to live forever
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:24,
	
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	 *forgets joker*
	*forgets joker*
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:25,
	
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	 *gets stuck*
	*gets stuck*
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:29,
	
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	 Queens less successzzzzzz
	Queens less successzzzzzz
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:26,
	
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	 And don't forget the Ledger 5eva n are hartz
	And don't forget the Ledger 5eva n are hartz
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:26,
	
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	 Hello mr upset.online
	Hello mr upset.online
 	You apparently dont exist
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:24,
	
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	 He got skills
	He got skills
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:25,
	
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	 They're multiplying
	They're multiplying
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:26,
	
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	 Drimble, innit?
	Drimble, innit?
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:27,
	
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	 Blimey Jase, you're getting more aware
	Blimey Jase, you're getting more aware
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:28,
	
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	 worried now
	worried now
 	only posted on here twice and already someone has my user ID entered into his stalking spreadsheet
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:29,
	
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	 Be careful, he's a predatory homosexual
	Be careful, he's a predatory homosexual
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 Or, you did an answer to QOTW about being upset which has now been deleted.
	Or, you did an answer to QOTW about being upset which has now been deleted.
 	Case closed, your Honour.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:30,
	
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	 Eh?
	Eh?
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:31,
	
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	 It's ok, I think you're safe after all
	It's ok, I think you're safe after all
 	Must've been a lucky guess first time
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 as above
	as above
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:33,
	
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	 Which QOTW was this?
	Which QOTW was this?
 	And I hardly ever delete anything. Are you sure you're not thinking of someone else?
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:34,
	
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	 Hmm... Maybe.
	Hmm... Maybe.
 	I can't back up my theory now it's been deleted.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:35,
	
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	 OHO THAT OLD CHESTNUT
	OHO THAT OLD CHESTNUT
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:38,
	
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	 Mister Smith, we're arresting you on suspicion of eating Maddy as we can't find her anywhere in your house.
	Mister Smith, we're arresting you on suspicion of eating Maddy as we can't find her anywhere in your house.
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:39,
	
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	 YER WOTEVS.
	YER WOTEVS.
 	I'll be watching you...
*insert sting joke here*
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:42,
	
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	 But that's the way I like it, baby - I don't want to live forever.
	But that's the way I like it, baby - I don't want to live forever.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 17:00,
	
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	 I've never been a fan of Matthew Kelly.
	I've never been a fan of Matthew Kelly.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:20,
	
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	 He looks like a visit from Yewtree can't be too far away
	He looks like a visit from Yewtree can't be too far away
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:21,
	
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	 Edmonds must be bricking it.
	Edmonds must be bricking it.
 	I bet he dressed up as Blobby for cover.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:23,
	
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	 I'd shiv that cunt
	I'd shiv that cunt
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:24,
	
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	 He was acquitted long before Operation Yewtree, wasn't he?
	He was acquitted long before Operation Yewtree, wasn't he?
 	
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	 Actually, you may well be right
	Actually, you may well be right
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 Yeah I remember that... He must have been patient zero.
	Yeah I remember that... He must have been patient zero.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:27,
	
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	 This wins today's internet
	This wins today's internet
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:29,
	
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	 Written & performed by a friend of mine.
	Written & performed by a friend of mine. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:31,
	
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	 It really is very good
	It really is very good
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:31,
	
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	 Most of Adam's stuff is - he's given up being a Doctor & has turned professional - sold out Edinburgh for the last couple of years.
	Most of Adam's stuff is - he's given up being a Doctor & has turned professional - sold out Edinburgh for the last couple of years. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:32,
	
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	 On Saturday I won a nice bottle of red wine on the England v Ireland rugby match.
	On Saturday I won a nice bottle of red wine on the England v Ireland rugby match. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:27,
	
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	 Excellent bettage
	Excellent bettage
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 The place I worked in last specialized in 'bacon bets'
	The place I worked in last specialized in 'bacon bets'
 	where the loser has to buy the other person a bacon baguette. They were always doing stupid Man v Food challenges with bacon, sausage and eggs baguettes and the like. If the 'man' didn't finish in time (or finished and puked) he had to buy everyone else more bacon baguettes. They kept that one sandwich van in business by themselves.
I bet £2 every week on a four match football accumulator just to prove how shit I am at predicting football results.
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:41,
	
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	 I like bacon.
	I like bacon.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:43,
	
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	 I thought a pork sausage would be more your thing
	I thought a pork sausage would be more your thing
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:45,
	
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	 prime beef or GTFO
	prime beef or GTFO
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:47,
	
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	 Moo
	Moo
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:48,
	
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	 I've never made a bet in my life
	I've never made a bet in my life
 	Mugs game innit.
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 Bazongaloid
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	 Not even stupid pub 10p ones?
	Not even stupid pub 10p ones?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 You and Rory would get along
	You and Rory would get along
 	
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