Alright, titch?
I don't *ever* have anything better to be doing.

I think ITV's daytime schedule comes pretty close to being the worst television ever.
And their evening schedule.
And a lot of their weekend schedule.
Then they repeat it all on ITV2/3/4 over the net week and a half.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:14, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Allo b3th.
Can I interest you in a Radio Times?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:16, Reply)

Depends. What year is it from?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:25, Reply)

Unlikely to be a collector' item soz

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)

I'd rather be, in your words, a 'titch', than a vacuous, wrinkly, saggy titted, pathetic individual,married to an incontinent, geriatric who smells of despair & the west country.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:18, Reply)

i saw some ITV at my parents house at christmas
it was just coronation street for hours on end interspersed with crime things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:18, Reply)

mind you BBC1 mostly seemed to
be 24hour bright colours and dancing and audiences laughing at nothing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:20, Reply)

cool story

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:20, Reply)

I'm thinking of taking it on the road

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:22, Reply)

Edinburgh fringe has all sorts of shit innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:23, Reply)

You'll need an HGV.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:32, Reply)

Jeremy Kyle USA is certainly no Jeremy Kyle

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:21, Reply)

surely that's jerry springer?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:22, Reply)

Maybe in the 1990s

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:23, Reply)

where exactly does he come from?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:22, Reply)

ITV

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:23, Reply)

how ghastly

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:23, Reply)

I wasn't allowed to watch CITV as it was too common. True story.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:24, Reply)

yer me too
Which was amusing as we lived in a council house.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:25, Reply)

Ha, yeah I lived in a flat with just my mum and sister. Well posh mein brüder

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:26, Reply)

at least it was a whole flat rather than half of one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)

It had an upstairs. Maisonette?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)

yer, 'maisonette'
Was it rented? Renting past one's twenties is common as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:29, Reply)

No.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:29, Reply)

phew!
One up on me then!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:30, Reply)

nah mate, still a flat
(source: my flat has an upstairs too, and the letting agent never called it a maisonette)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:30, Reply)

alright woodsie B

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)

alright shitlegs

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:34, Reply)

yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:34, Reply)

A flat is fine by me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:32, Reply)

Me as well, see also Grange Hill on the BBC.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:25, Reply)

a state school?
How vulgar.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:26, Reply)

Exactly, Hence why I wasn't allowed to view it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:28, Reply)

But your twin was in it?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:28, Reply)

JUST SAY NO

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:29, Reply)

what, really?
Blimey.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:30, Reply)

Your parents all sound well shit, if not a little thick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:26, Reply)

So just like your kids mum then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)

She's thick, but she ain't shit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:28, Reply)

Latest score: Internet one, Tangles nil.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:28, Reply)

Haha

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:29, Reply)

POTD!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:29, Reply)

we just didn't watch ITV
and we weren't allowed water pistols as they were glorifying guns
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:30, Reply)

That worked

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)

well I'm a pacifist who plays with prentend swords and guns
so, yeah, kinda
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:32, Reply)