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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Isn't it a bit early to stop the evening posts? Don't all pretend you have lives on a Tuesday night IRL.There is nothing to watch on TV this evening.
What's the worst programme you've ever seen on television?
If you pretend to be a snob that doesn't have a TV, how do you spend an evening at home on your own?*
*Apart from with my mother or wanking yourself into oblivion.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:24,
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Worst programme that I can recallwas Rushton's Illustrated, starring probably soon to be Yewtreed beardy actor / artist / game show panellist Willie Rushton.
Utterly appalling. And I've seen Crossroads.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:27,
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Wikipedia says he died in 1996.So, yes.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:33,
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Through The Keyhole** the non-porn version
Has to be one of the worst things ever broadcast. See also: Midsummer Murders, Murder She Wrote & Brookside.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:35,
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I've never seen an episode of Midsummer,have barely managed an episode of Murder, and my ex was a massive Brookie fan so I kind of watched it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:37,
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You mean you were glued to Channel 4 when it was on or she got the arse with you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:39,
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*whistles*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:40,
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Most American 'reality' stuff is terrible in my humble opinion. I hate it.There was one about cakes that was full of cheesy lines in the intro 'for me, it's all about the cake!', 'I've employed some of the cleverest and talented people I know - my friends!' FUCK OFF.
Weeknights I go home, eat, waste an hour or so on the internet whilst channel hopping before going to bed. I really need to move closer to work etc.
Tl;dr - you haven't missed anything.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:31,
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Aren't you a little young for Bergerac? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:36,
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Alright Elaine Page & Barbara Dickinson(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:41,
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Musical theatre."I know him so well" was a duet performed by the erstwhile rotating weekly guest stars of the Two Ronnies, featured in a musical play, the name of which escapes me for the moment.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:44,
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Musical called Chess. Had a song with that title, sung by those two. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:44,
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That's the one.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:45,
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If Dozer remembers Bergerac he should remember this - it was massively popular when we were young & Bergerac was on TV.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:49,
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I think I may be slightly too youngI thought it was that milfy Sarah Brightman bird what sang that?
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Are you deliberately taking the piss?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:52,
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noI know the song but can't remember it doing the rounds in the mid 1980s.
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Sarah Brightman was the first female lead in Phantom Of The Opera, which was another piece of shite by by Lloyd Webber. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:55,
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a piece of shite whose most famous theme was lifted from a Pink Floyd song without permission, no less(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:27,
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Anyone still about or All exhausted from boardwars?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:52,
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Alright PlumHaving a go at retiring now. It's far more serious than working.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:55,
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None of that shit. My worth is all in the business which my son will continue.
I've saved but never a pension plan.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:59,
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Yer I aint denying it. Had to make choices though...
Put into a pension or invest in the business. If I'd chosen plan A wouldn't have grown as much.
Not saying it was a wise choice but it's worked out ok and very secure for future generations of spikies.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:04,
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fair enoughPensions are only a part of retirement planning anyway, not the full picture.
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I used to sell Scottish Widows 25 year endowments whenThey paid out around 60% in terminal bonuses and mortgages had no arrangement fees.
Times always change and a secure future needs a bit of luck on the way.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:14,
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See you're still up Batperson. You ok?(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:57,
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Well lush.Daughter's birthday today so 4 generations in da house for tea.
Spiffing time
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:00,
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Alright, titch?I don't *ever* have anything better to be doing.
I think ITV's daytime schedule comes pretty close to being the worst television ever.
And their evening schedule.
And a lot of their weekend schedule.
Then they repeat it all on ITV2/3/4 over the net week and a half.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:14,
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Allo b3th.Can I interest you in a Radio Times?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:16,
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Unlikely to be a collector' item soz(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:31,
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I'd rather be, in your words, a 'titch', than a vacuous, wrinkly, saggy titted, pathetic individual,married to an incontinent, geriatric who smells of despair & the west country. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:18,
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i saw some ITV at my parents house at christmasit was just coronation street for hours on end interspersed with crime things
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:18,
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mind you BBC1 mostly seemed to be 24hour bright colours and dancing and audiences laughing at nothing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:20,
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I'm thinking of taking it on the road(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:22,
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Jeremy Kyle USA is certainly no Jeremy Kyle(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:21,
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surely that's jerry springer?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:22,
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I wasn't allowed to watch CITV as it was too common. True story.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:24,
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Ha, yeah I lived in a flat with just my mum and sister. Well posh mein brüder(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:26,
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yer, 'maisonette'Was it rented? Renting past one's twenties is common as well.
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nah mate, still a flat(source: my flat has an upstairs too, and the letting agent never called it a maisonette)
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:30,
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Me as well, see also Grange Hill on the BBC.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:25,
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Exactly, Hence why I wasn't allowed to view it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:28,
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Your parents all sound well shit, if not a little thick(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:26,
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She's thick, but she ain't shit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:28,
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Latest score: Internet one, Tangles nil. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:28,
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we just didn't watch ITV and we weren't allowed water pistols as they were glorifying guns
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:30,
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well I'm a pacifist who plays with prentend swords and gunsso, yeah, kinda
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:32,
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That 'Call The Midwife' shit.
Terrible, terrible slushy, cliched Sub-Sunday-evening-on-ITV rubbish. If the wife makes me sit through another episode I'm leaving her.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:54,
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how about doing something that's not watching telly(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:57,
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do something less boring instead(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:07,
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^ I get this ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:29,
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Anything that wasn'tLovejoy, Minder, The Sweeney or Auf Wierdersehen, Pet was shit.
Note. There may be other shows I have overlooked.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:02,
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Paul DanielsSwap Shop/Saturday Superstore/Live and Kicking/Going Live
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:09,
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Once did the dying fly next to.......................Wait I may have mentioned this before
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:42,
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Evening allI would like to nominate “Prisoner Cell Block H”
Oft in the early hours of the morning a bunch of us would come back to my flat to continue drinking and smoking hash sometime in the mid-late 80’s normally after “hitman and her” had finished PCBH
was screened is was so shit, it was great, the secure walls of Wentworth’s cells shook every time they opened or closed a door, Bea ruled the roost inside and Vinegar tits through the screws, it became somewhat addictive yet still utterly shit.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:28,
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I like to 'nominate' your mum right up her 'cell block' in the early hours(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:34,
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Don't we all, well apart from me cus she's me mum and all(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:40,
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PCBH was mint.He used to bring me roses.....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:37,
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Are you only getting Quality Street?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:39,
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harters' mum just gave me a quality treat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:42,
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If it was home cooked, I feel sorry for you brah(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:43,
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Yeah but that was on the outside and things were different then(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:39,
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Who was your Fav?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:41,
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alright Stunned poster give TuiB his log-in back(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:44,
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Oh god she was the dike that ran the halfway house, shit it's all coming flooding back(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:47,
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She was in and out of Wentworth like your mum fucking the local rugby team.I think.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:51,
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Gladys "Marilyn" Mason LolzI had to cheat and google the cast
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:55,
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Which one was the card player?Aldo, was it McKenzie who was the biggest challenge to Bea?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:56,
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I remember that Frankie was a main challenge to her and taken over(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:58,
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I still liked V-tits she was hard core, until that other screw turned up (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:06,
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I saw a great many episodes whilst staying in Brislington(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:08,
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I liked Lizzie the drunk, she was well good(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:45,
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Who from OT do you think would be Top Dog and get to work the press?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:52,
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Excellent question...............let me think(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:56,
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Brute force and intimidation would have to be Stunned poster(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 22:57,
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Well I've never met him, but he's supposed to 8'2" and has a liver that can pass mercury(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:04,
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He'd be shit at the ironing though.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:05,
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Who do you think would rule the roost?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:07,
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Sporty.Too nice to be told to step aside.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:08,
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He would win by CURRYing favour?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 23:12,
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