I believe that there still is, yes
Good morning all

I have been beset by roadworks today and a phone that won't turn its screen off so is running out of battery
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:45, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

take the battery out??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Most phones now have an integrated battery that you can't remove.
You fucking idiot.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:47, Reply)

SEE BELOW
YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

HA. HA. HA.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:52, Reply)

I needed it to park when I got to work
Battery is out and contacts checked and cleaned. Back on charge now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:47, Reply)

Your phone parks your car?
or one of those car park pay app things
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Both

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:02, Reply)

Didn't know you had a 7 series BMW and a Nokia Communicator

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)

I want an 8 series with one of those cool old car phones.

( Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:05, Reply)

The MD has an 8 series from 1996
It is still fucking cool
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:05, Reply)

NO CAR CHAT

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:07, Reply)

NO BAN HAMMERS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:07, Reply)

They are surprisingly cheap used
I'd love a shark nose M635i, my mate has one and it's a cracking car, fast and lairy when you want plus comfy when you're cruising.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:08, Reply)

The only thing that puts me off those big old beemers is the shocking fuel consumption.
It's not really a worry, as such, but I'd feel guilty.
( Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Carbon offsetting
Charities like woodland trust allow you to pay for trees to be planted and then you can drive around in a massive car and get a self satisfied smug save the planet feel
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)

The names Bond, James Bond

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:06, Reply)

Round here is all roadworks at the moment.
Makes getting to the office well lol. On the upside, you can get out of your car in the traffic jam, go do your day's work and the traffic won't have moved.
( Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:47, Reply)

Unless you are an F1 driver

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Alas, I am not.

( Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:50, Reply)

You look different today, mate
Have you had a haircut or summat?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:51, Reply)

I decided I fancied a change and that I liked the neo-brutalistic cut of 84237's jib.

( Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Its the councils using up the budget for the road repairs before april
they always wait till now so that they can make sure the budget lasts throughout the year for emergencies then they realise that they have fucking loads of cash left so dig up every fucking road they can find to make sure they get at least the same budget again next year
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:59, Reply)

They dug up the exact same stretch of road last year, so I can believe this.

( Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)