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I don't know if there's any point in a mid-morning thread anymore(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:17,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I think this joke may wear thin soon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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Well, there's lunch, mid afternoon & late afternoon to go yet.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:19,
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Jason will ruin the theme no doubt.God, I really really pretend to hate him.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:22,
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Too late, I know what you meant, you deviant.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:23,
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You think I should wait before planting my seeds then?EUPHAMISM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:27,
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Its often the case I had a (what I thought would be) great idea for a thread driving into work this morning, but can I remember what it was, can I bollocks
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Yes, I believe you can bollocks(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:21,
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There is if I catch while I do my morning deposit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:20,
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This makes no sense. Typical bent spastic. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:21,
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I think he may have an anal blockage of some sort(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:21,
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I just missed out on two legs of lamb in Sainsburys last night £25 each down to £7FUCK
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:20,
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Really big lamb woes, yesGutted
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:22,
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Thanks for your support during this time(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:23,
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Probably isn't.Alt: About 4 or 5 on a good day.
Altalt: Bob Carolgees
Altaltalt: I haven't yet, but I'd like to in the next few weeks.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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Extra point for Bob Carolgees(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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Altaltalt: There's no way you ever will(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:39,
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Oh yeah? Well I will post pics to prove it, then you'll look more of a dickhead than usual.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:40,
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I think you'll manage 7 before being sick(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:41,
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That was the figure I had in mind, thanks for believing in me(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:42,
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That's what you get for fucking Swipe. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:47,
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Hey! She passed all the tests I insisted she took before we even met.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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She clearly failed "Hair Colour 101"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:49,
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She passed that too with an admission of being 'ginger-ish'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:49,
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Stage 1 Conveyancing doesn't count. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:49,
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I sent a picture of a BMW 8 series to the mrs.She only responded with one word.
"No".
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Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:40,
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Why, exactly, do you need her permission?Man up & do what the fuck you like.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:43,
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I'd have to park it at hers.Also I'd be buying it with deposit money and she, unreasonable witch that she is, thinks this is a poor idea.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:47,
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So? What difference should that make?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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And extremely pleased to be. I am getting a little tired of my mates wives & girlfriends nagging me to get a girlfriend.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:50,
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If I was in your shoes I'd most likely feel the same(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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I think they believe that if I get cunt-struck I'll stop meeting up with my mates & going on the piss with them. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:53,
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cunt-struck is a brilliant phrase(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:02,
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Next time they do that, say something like"I heard that people nag others to get into a relationship because they see their single friend being perfectly happy on their own and start to question their own choices. Rather than face up to the fact that they could have made a huge mistake, they subconsciously attempt to steer the single friend into a similar situation in order to avoid asking difficult questions."
That'll fucking shut them up.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:52,
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HahaI concede that buying a place to live is probably a better idea than indulging my whims. If that makes me hen-pecked, then so be it.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:50,
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I really want another motorbike, but as a father it would be irresponsible. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:56,
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I'd love a bikebut seeing the way cars are driven kind of puts me right off, have lost a couple of mates and others been seriously injured by careless motorists. Just don't think it's safe enough in Britain.
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It's pretty irresponsible whether you are or aren't,but it's easier being so when you don't have any dependants, I guess.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:02,
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I think I'll go for a 6 series in a few years(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:47,
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I want a big tourer for driving to the continent for holidays and suchlike.She's with me on that in principle, but is being most obstructive in practice. I also like 944s.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:49,
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